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Hill Billiesby Donatello3 At the local Evangelical Church down in Alabama the preacher delvered his sermon to the shoeless, dungaree-wearing masses.br'There has been a lot of blasphemy! People telling tales of spirits and ghosts! There is ony one ghost and that is the holy ghost! Can any of you brothers and sisters tell me.. 9:30 am Monday, 7th April, 2008 |
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Tales of the unexpectedby Donatello3 Do you remember that? Tales of the Unexpected on sunday night at 9pm? The theme tune with that silhouette of a woman with a Toyah hairdo dancing around to that crap music? Roald Dahl?brImagine a new undated version for adults. Man walks into a hotel bar where there are not many people in. Its late.. 6:32 pm Friday, 28th March, 2008 |
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my wifeby myslut1 do you like to see your wife used like i do BR..
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If by Rockhard Cripplingby Donatello3 font ,='' helvetica='' face='Arial'IF you can give good head when all about you brAre fluffing theirs and blaming it on you,brIf you can truss yourself when dominatrixes doubt you,brBut make a loose rope for their doubting too;brIf you can wank and not be tired by wanking,brOr being tied and.. 5:37 pm Friday, 14th March, 2008 |
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Fists of furyby Donatello3 Miss L contacted the surgery to ask about the dangers of fisting as she was about to embark on a night of gynaecological pugilism. Well, I explained that fisting was not everyone's cup of tea but whatever fills your hole.brThe dangers are obviously tearing and fissures which can and often do occur... 5:15 pm Friday, 29th February, 2008 |
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Sore cockby Donatello3 Mr M wrote to me to say he had a very sore penis. Upon further questionning to make a diagnosis and consequently a prognosis I found that Mr M had recently had anal sex with a lady whislt on his lunch break and then gone back to work for a further 8 hours.brThe diagnosis was simple....inflamed..
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Coprophilia questionsby Donatello3 Dr Donatello again! A patient called Mr G for obvious reasons has asked what the dangers are in scat fun (thats playing with shit to you and me). Well Mr G, the next time you're laying flat on your back awaiting a Cleveland Steamer consider this:brThe diseases associated with coprophiliacs are.. 5:56 pm Friday, 22nd February, 2008 |
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Medical Queryby Donatello3 In chat tonight a patient, Mr B for obvious reasons, asked how to get rid of thrush.brWell, thrush can be irritating but a solution would be get a cat and leave it in the garden....the common thrush makes its nest between 6 and 12 feet off the ground in a bush or tree....easy reach for a cat. The.. 11:48 pm Wednesday, 20th February, 2008 |
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Doctor Donatelloby Donatello3 Hello. I am Dr Donatello and I'm offering my services under the Swinger's Hospital Trust to answer any questions swingers may have relating to swinging.brMy first patient was Mr X for obvious reasons who wrote to tell me he had an HP sauce bottle stuck in his colon and could I help.brWell, after..
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The Swingers Act 2008by Donatello3 After a military coup where I installed myself as the President of the People's Republic of Hubstonia I have decided to pass an act to clarify swinging in accordance with other statute laws in force in the UK.brdiv style='text-align: center;'brdivdiv style='text-align: center;'The Swingers Act.. 11:17 am Saturday, 16th February, 2008 |
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Up a treeby Donatello3 I've put this joke on the forums too!brA monkey and a lizard are sat up a tree smoking weed when the lizard says 'Man I''m so thirsty....save me some of that spliff while I go down the waterhole and sip some water'brThe lizard scampered down the tree and off to the waterhole. While he was head down.. 8:28 pm Friday, 15th February, 2008 |
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Father Abrahamby Donatello3 A long time ago, before he was in charge of all the smurfs, Abraham used to get texts off of God winding him up and telling him what to do because he was in charge of everyone. Abraham was the guy who told everyone to cut a bit of their knob off for God. He also got a text saying 'kill your.. 3:36 pm Sunday, 10th February, 2008 |
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The Cumming of the Lordby Donatello3 Around about 2,000 years ago Jason Christ was born in Birmingham. This is because although his Mum Marie and Dad Joe lived in Nottingham they couldn't get on the social and had to move to where they were from. Joe was a bit worried as he couldn't remember shagging Marie for ages on account of his.. 11:59 pm Tuesday, 5th February, 2008 |
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The Not-So-Holy Bibleby Donatello3 OK. Genesis is the oldest book and thats why Phil Collins is bald and a grandfather. In the beginning it was dark. God created the heavens and the earth and then he created light. Bit stupid really. I'd create light and then the heavens and the earth so I coould see what I was doing. I suppose that..
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1st TV experianceby mistrom P class=MsoNormal style='MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt'SPAN style='FONT-FAMILY: Verdana'With a stiff cock & tight balls you push me back against a wall, dropping down onto your knees you take my shaft with such ease, such finesse and wanton desire yourIMG style='WIDTH: 33px;..
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Getting cheesed off!by oralnmore1 H4FONT face=''I dont want to sound as though I,m on a whinge but are there any real people out there?Since I,ve joined the Hub from Swingular(too cliquey)I must have sent out over 100 e-mails but I sure as hell havent received 100 replys and most of those good people that have replied did so only..
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is it wrong to be this hornyby cutestgirl i really can't seem to stop thinking about sex with another woman i really want to be taken advantage of, at first i wasn't to keen on the idea of the guy joining in but maybe just a little bit of touching and teasing would be o.k, most of all iwant to taste pussy, feel her boobs..
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Im homeby Caroline2 Hi folks im home from my exploits, had a lovely time and very hot weather,i have very little white spots ,and as usual ,done my fare share of sunnning on the beach,this was a holiday of evening fun more than day time ,not many people about on the beaches had most of Coral bay 2 myself .. 8:30 pm Tuesday, 29th January, 2008 |
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Proverbs revisitedby Donatello3 Adapted proverbs for useage in swingingbrbrspan style='font-weight: bold;'A bird in the hand is worth two in a bushspan. span style='font-style: italic;'A bird in the bush is outdoor sexbrspanspan style='font-weight: bold;'A closed mouth catches no flies.span span style='font-style:.. 9:02 pm Thursday, 24th January, 2008 |
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Swinging Lawby Donatello3 Swinging Theory as applied scientifically by Professor Donatello Denzil Dexter III, Phd, MSw* (Hons), BK (whopper with cheese).brbrspan style='font-style: italic;'*Master of Swinging TheoryspanbrbrThe theory of swinging can be complex and best described as quantum-sociological. Swinging as a.. 5:47 pm Thursday, 24th January, 2008 |
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my fantasiesby cutestgirl my fantasy at the momment is to join another couple in bed, maybe start by having a few drinks to get relaxed, then i would like the fem to start touching and kissing me, me kissing her, the poor guygetting left out whilst we undress each other teasing each other, me going down on her tasting her..
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Happy Birthday to Me!by Oooolala69 IMG src = 'https:www.theadulthub.comimagesadultemoticons001.gif'Yes its that time of the year again ! another year older! hmm still fun times ahead have had lots of chats from some really nice interesting people - keep it up everyone! Eargerly awaiting fruition of this.. 10:21 am Wednesday, 9th January, 2008 |
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New Yearby ScotsSwinger P BRStart as you mean to go on or so they say and as such I started this year much as I hope to continue it. After a few drinks, me and my friends went to Fat Sams in Dundee where I spent much of the night chatting to a 23 year old leggy raven haired temptress. After a few drinks and.. 9:00 pm Sunday, 6th January, 2008 |
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any body in Cyprus .by Caroline2 Hi we are comeing out to Coral bay on monday and looking to meet people for fun,,we are staying for 3 weeks so call us and let us no,by monday am we leave at 5.50 english time,Thanks CarrieBR.. 8:54 pm Saturday, 5th January, 2008 |
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Mystic Don's Predictions for 2008by Donatello3 This year I predict:br1. People seeking attention in the chat room by being nasty to other members will fall foul of the Malicious Communications Act and be arrested and sent to the Adult Hub's own section of Guantanamo Bay where they'll be made to wear orange romper suits and have cigars stubbed.. 1:31 am Tuesday, 1st January, 2008 |
