Eureka!!!brI've found it! I found a drug that creates a sex change from male to female!brIt's called........Beer!brI tested this product on 100 men and the results were:br100% of them gained weight..
1 commentsThe 'Am I Hot?' section is a stroke of genius. It gives you an idea on how your media and therefore you yourself are received aesthetically. Are you easy on the eye or a sight for sore eyes?brWhat..
2 commentsGenital jewellery seems to be the latest question I am asked about in my surgery on Harley Street. You simply wouldn't believe some of the piercings I've seen when they've gone all gammy and pus..
Big Brother? What the fuck is it all about? 14 total fuck ups caged in a prefab with CCTV and we watch them. The contestants are the sort of freaks Victorians used to pay to go and point..
Yesterday,brMy bowel movements seemed so far away,brNow they've turned into a chocolate spray,brOh, what did I eat yesterday.brbrSuddenly,brI'm not half the man I used to be,brVindaloo has taken hold..
Ever wondered what women really mean?brspan style='font-weight: bold;'Finespan = a word she uses to end an argument when she is right and you obviously aren't capable of understandingbrspan..
As part of the new age of political correctness certain phrases will be replaced with more suitable and less offensive terminology.brEasy = Horizontally accessiblebrDumb blonde = Light-haired..
At the local Evangelical Church down in Alabama the preacher delvered his sermon to the shoeless, dungaree-wearing masses.br'There has been a lot of blasphemy! People telling tales of spirits and..
Do you remember that? Tales of the Unexpected on sunday night at 9pm? The theme tune with that silhouette of a woman with a Toyah hairdo dancing around to that crap music? Roald Dahl?brImagine a new..
font ,='' helvetica='' face='Arial'IF you can give good head when all about you brAre fluffing theirs and blaming it on you,brIf you can truss yourself when dominatrixes doubt you,brBut make a..
Miss L contacted the surgery to ask about the dangers of fisting as she was about to embark on a night of gynaecological pugilism. Well, I explained that fisting was not everyone's cup of tea but..
Mr M wrote to me to say he had a very sore penis. Upon further questionning to make a diagnosis and consequently a prognosis I found that Mr M had recently had anal sex with a lady whislt on his..
2 commentsDr Donatello again! A patient called Mr G for obvious reasons has asked what the dangers are in scat fun (thats playing with shit to you and me). Well Mr G, the next time you're laying flat on your..
In chat tonight a patient, Mr B for obvious reasons, asked how to get rid of thrush.brWell, thrush can be irritating but a solution would be get a cat and leave it in the garden....the common thrush..
Hello. I am Dr Donatello and I'm offering my services under the Swinger's Hospital Trust to answer any questions swingers may have relating to swinging.brMy first patient was Mr X for obvious reasons..
1 commentsAfter a military coup where I installed myself as the President of the People's Republic of Hubstonia I have decided to pass an act to clarify swinging in accordance with other statute laws in force..
I've put this joke on the forums too!brA monkey and a lizard are sat up a tree smoking weed when the lizard says 'Man I''m so thirsty....save me some of that spliff while I go down the waterhole and..
A long time ago, before he was in charge of all the smurfs, Abraham used to get texts off of God winding him up and telling him what to do because he was in charge of everyone. Abraham was the..
Around about 2,000 years ago Jason Christ was born in Birmingham. This is because although his Mum Marie and Dad Joe lived in Nottingham they couldn't get on the social and had to move to where they..
OK. Genesis is the oldest book and thats why Phil Collins is bald and a grandfather. In the beginning it was dark. God created the heavens and the earth and then he created light. Bit stupid really...
1 commentstry walking a mile in your enemies shoes....at the end of the day you have new shoes and a head start on him
