Up a tree

I've put this joke on the forums too!
A monkey and a lizard are sat up a tree smoking weed when the lizard says 'Man I''m so thirsty....save me some of that spliff while I go down the waterhole and sip some water'
The lizard scampered down the tree and off to the waterhole. While he was head down drinking a crocodile surfaced and swam up to him. The lizard looked up and jumped 'Fuckin hell man! You scared the shit out of me'
The crocodile asked 'What you up to little guy?'
'Just having a drink before I go back up the tree for some more weed with the monkey' said the lizard.
The crocodile licked his lips and ate the lizard then set off to the tree looking for the monkey main course. He climbed the tree and and shuffled along the branch and sat next to the monkey who was laying with his eyes shut, spliff in hand, humming a tune.
Suddenly the monkey opened his eyes expecting the lizard, took one look at the crocodile and said 'Whoa dude! how much did you drink?'

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