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pIt gets so lonely sometimes,really wish I had someone to explore this kinky life with😢😔p


pWe have holiday in belgium from the 3rd of august to the 24th of august and want to meet biladys or couples with female bipart - our Lady is totally into bisexuality, our male part is straight. If everybody feel a sense of attraction to eachother then it could also escaladeppIn a wild erotic swap :-)p


pWhere can I go get naked for anyone who wants to see Me or maybe play with Me where others can see?p


pYour hand travels into your sweatpant.brbrFeel the overgrown pubic hair and tremble when the finger touches the warmth. Rock the waist almost in the same circular motion as the index rubs on the clit. brbrFeel the hotness of the breath going in and out of the lungs. brbrAnd when the first involuntary sound leaves the mouth, crack the eyes slightly but see nothing because the pupils hide behind the lids leaving only the white of the eyes.brbrSlowly Insert the middle finger and feel every inch of movement as the finger slides in and out. brbrThe current starts from the head and makes the hairs on the body stand on ends as it travels down. Most of it diverts to the left hand that squeezes the bedsheet. The current stops at the feet and makes the toes curl.p


pJust spent $2,000 on a pleasure doll that's how bad it's gotten to actually meet a human being of the other gender here in Queensland. Pretty sad 😔  hey.p


pMy ass is going to be some ladies pleasure and enjoyment toy and I will it like a champ whatever she wants stuck up my backside and how much is she planning on putting up there???p


divp​I don't believe you have to be better than everybody else. I believe you have to be better than you ever thought you could be.pdiv


pI feel I am a woman of integrity and a family provider. I think I am kind in heart and tender of soul. I am proud in the quality of what I do and responsible. I believe in taking care of a man and treating him as a gift that God meant him to be. I also understand that making love is not just a physical act of two bodiesp

Francisco

Yes please!

by Francisco at 8:43 pm Wednesday, 24th July, 2024

Dickdaddy

Wanna chat?

by Dickdaddy at 3:38 pm Wednesday, 24th July, 2024


pAny real women from London want to chat, meet up, go for date, make friendship or NSA fun.ppbrppPlease inbox me, up for anything p

Randyross490

I’m down… 🙌

by Randyross490 at 6:43 pm Wednesday, 24th July, 2024


pHeading down in sat night to the beach markets on the esplanade in surface at 5pm if anyone's interestedp


pLooking for any females in the West Midlands in the uk that are down to for a HU or to become friends with benefits, let me know p


pFeeling horny, is there any one. Near Abu Dhabi or Dubai to go wildest nights. Couples, single females connect me to our fantasies in reality p


pLooking for genuine female for nsa fun, looking to have some fun and unload my cum with some help.p

deborah234

Wanna chat?

by deborah234 at 1:05 am Wednesday, 24th July, 2024

sarah linda

Hey 🤗

by sarah linda at 9:53 pm Tuesday, 23rd July, 2024

Brynn

Would love to meet…

by Brynn at 9:19 pm Tuesday, 23rd July, 2024


pI feel I am a woman of integrity and a family provider. I think I am kind in heart and tender of soul. I am proud in the quality of what I do and responsible. I believe in taking care of a man and treating him as a gift that God meant him to be. I also understand that making love is not just a physical act of two bodiesp

Francisco

Hey 🤗

by Francisco at 7:29 pm Tuesday, 23rd July, 2024

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Hi

by hookup2020 at 5:23 pm Tuesday, 23rd July, 2024


pI feel I am a woman of integrity and a family provider. I think I am kind in heart and tender of soul. I am proud in the quality of what I do and responsible. I believe in taking care of a man and treating him as a gift that God meant him to be. I also understand that making love is not just a physical act of two bodiesp

kateshe45

I feel I am a woman of integrity and a family provider. I think I am kind in heart and tender of soul. I am proud in the quality of what I do and responsible. I believe in taking care of a man and treating him as a gift that God meant him to be. I also understand that making love is not just a physical act of two bodies

by kateshe45 at 3:49 pm Tuesday, 23rd July, 2024


pAs of yesterday, I searched through this space, unable to match with a slut. I am in need of a slut. What do you want? Come to my Dm! p


pAhhh where are the good submissives and good sissies seeking ownership, reliable and attentivep


pAny ladies up for a kinky day and night away in a lovely air BnB in Nottingham Mansfield area with me tomorrow?p


pbrpp dir="ltr"He pushes me to the wall and I brace for impact. Pleasure clouds my mind so, when he grabs my hands and pins them above my head, I reach forward to kiss him but he inches his face away from my lips. But then, he closes the space between us and compresses me to the wall like beef in a sandwich, then runs his fingers over my lips and gains access into my mouth with his middle finger.ppbrpp dir="ltr"I gently suck on it while my eyes drill into his. ppbrpp dir="ltr"He licks his lips, then licks the finger he removes from my mouth. When his hand goes down, my heart stops, thinking otherwise but he just grabs my thigh. ppbrpp dir="ltr"His face comes closer and I shut my eyes long before his lips touch mine. There is something distant about the wetness of his tongue researching my mouth, about the way he switches from the lower lips to the upper. ppbrpp dir="ltr"It feels utopian; As if it isn't happening.ppbr


pI’m new to the dom page ! But I’m looking for a subpaypig that can be loyal ! If that’s you send me a dm but read my bio first 😈p


pAndo buscando alguna chica, para charlar primero, conectar, ser de buena amistad y llegar a amigos con beneficios en base a la confianza. Entonces ya, quedar en Manresa y discretamente. Nada de Sumision ni Dominación, simplemente con tranquilidad.p


pI've been thinking... what's the most craziest thing you've ever done? Share your wildest stories!p


pHuddersfield Bottom guy Looking for Two Top HUNG GUYS to use me hard and long x  Tonight!brI can travelp


pI enter a candle lit room, my robe already feeling constricting.  from the edge of my vision I see you in the corner kneeling with your eyes cast down.  I hide a smile when I notice you're wearing the collar and well fitting briefs you knew I'd enjoy. This is our first time together but I can see he paid attention to the details, his face & hair crisp & groomed, Light scent of quality cologne wafting towards me...that's promising. ..brbrThere is a thick bed ready for me to melt into. brbrAs the robe falls from my shoulders to leave only a thin layer of material covering my most delicate parts, Through the cracks of the blindfold,  i know he can see my  silhouette,  i see that knowing his mistress is near is causing a physical response. The air is sweet and cool on my skin in contrast to the many small fires around me. brbrI lay down in the table:"begin". He rises,  keeping eyes downcast,  beginning to feel the tug in his groin.  He goes and gathers


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pHeHello and happy Thursday. 😁😁I'm looking for someone to know. Been divorced to longp

Sarahsissy

Hi

by Sarahsissy at 6:33 pm Thursday, 18th July, 2024

sweettonems3869

Wanna chat?

by sweettonems3869 at 4:55 pm Thursday, 18th July, 2024


pAny ladies in est London Looking for some discreet meet up, NSA fun, please inbox.ppEven for a coffee date, cinema....p


pAnyone fancy dogging in Sawbridgeworth on Saturday night? We’ll be there, ready to rub my tits and pussy while you watch…… p


pLooking to drain someone's wallets and be as degrading as possible 😘😘😘p


pQue quiero que me mires, a los ojos. Con la certeza de que mi curiosidad la vas a transformar en sumisión; que me vas a cazar hasta tenerme acorralada en una esquina, sabiendo que soy tuya. ppQue sientas mi excitación y que con anticipación me digas, con mucha calma, que me vas a llevar al cielo, vas a dominarme, vas a consumirme, doblegarme.... Y no dejarme caer. p


Super horny The ladies pics on this site have been driving my cock crazy this morning. Cum 4 times!! Shame it's being wasted through wanking! Any ladies want my cum? Xx


pWe both love eating pussy, playing with toys only on females, love fucking ass, squirting is our goal with multiple orgasms p


Shower time So time to get soapy. Always wondered what itd be like for someone to be watching in? 🚿 😜😈


I Am Single Hello there I am Esther by name new on here seeking for my soul mate , I am Esthernana686 att Ge meil.. I hope you are smart enough to hold me or catch me


Would really like to take you to bed tonight I will travel no problem so don't worry about location Drop me a message


Thus ends another unexpected day Yes, I am as surprised as anyone to still be here, but let's see what tomorrow brings. Thanks to everyone I chatted to, hopefully we can all natter again soon, but tomorrow is another day. Night all, sweet dreams x


I wonder what went wrong? A couple of years ago I joined this site and left immediately after I found my fuck buddy, we had a great experience our friendship was amazing it lasted for 3 good years because he was married and I had a bf so we respected each other and knew when to chat or not, we would meet and fuck the hell out of each other during the day, we woud sometimes go for drinks and he spoiled me and knew how to make me cum, until he moved to UK, then again I decided to come and see if I can find that one guy who can be my nsa long term friend but now things have changed. I mean the guys are here for one night stands, others barely even greet us all they text is "you have a nice body can we fuck" really now? A lil kindness goes a long way because I mean some of us aren't here to experience different kinds of dicks, we are about building that trust being comfortable with each doing things that you won't normally do with your partner, exploring different kinds of styles, sex toys


LOOKING FOR.... Anyone free and fancy a meet one day this week in the South Norwich area or within a 15-20 min drive? Will have to be during the middle of the day and; a quiet spot in the car or at yours or I can book a hotel day room (in Norwich) for a few hours drop me a message I love giving oral - let's enjoy


Week off of work ☺️ Looking for a playmate who is interested is making this week a little bit more exciting for the both of us 😉😈


This week My aim is to have a meet, So anyone local who wants to get to chat and a coffee or and more get in touch. Obviously I will be messaging as well but it would be good to chat to someone real on here


question ?? i thought the idea that women how like sex are whores had past men knew that women are like them some have a high sex drive and well some dont ladies of the night provide a very usefull service and have done for years i was shock when someone suggested it was alright for him to play away but i could only fuck with him fuck sake Grow up i am a woman with a high sex drive not ties so if i want to fuck half of Norfolk i will as long as i am clean and germ free please tell me most of you understand that women can want sex but arent whores and all the nasty ideas that go with the word


Reading profiles I always read a profile, in order not to offend the person. Therefore, l am very strict when it comes to my profile. So if you offend or disrespect me, its on you luv.


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I AM SINGLE Hello there I am Esther by name new on here seeking for my soul mate , I am Esthernana157 att Ge meil.. I hope you are smart enough to hold me or catch me


England Am actually crying me eyes out that the boys didnt win tonight sat in me England kit and me wine Im guttered - anyone fancy coming around and keeping me company and make me smile again x


Looking to go Dogging on Saturday Nights now getting warmer Does anyone know of any good busy dogging spots either in woods or laybys worth going to on a Saturday night in norfolk or suffolk areas. As hoping to get minimum of 6 to 15 guys each night stretching and filling my pussy full of cum each and every time if lucky.


I Am Single Hello there I am Esther by name new on here seeking for my soul mate , I am Esthernana157 att Ge meil.. I hope you are smart enough to hold me or catch me


Good to see some women up already, they say the early bird catches the... Oh, I could have phrased that better couldn't I 🤦‍♂️


Looking for gd time up for anything Looking for similar positions at sex also want to try anything out


95 in my mind 95 percent of "females" on here are totally false the other 5 percent are debatable not sure if its worth staying on here site seems to be a joke