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pAlguien con quien salir de la rutina?? Pasarlo bien? Todo en buena onda, discreto y sin rollos 😁p


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pAlguien para charlar quiero conocer gwnte nueva experimentar cosas nuevas amigas con derecho me encanta el sexo p


pGood morning guys new to the website, anyone willing to give me some pointers and some basic ground rules that would be much appreciated.p


pHola mis amores como están espero que bien ...me guataria cono cer alguna mujer que este dispuesta  conversa  para poder juntarnos después que  nos  conozcamos  bien uno al otro y la que tenga gamas de que nos juntemos sin tanta conversación  tambien estoy  dispuesto  😘 besoop


pJust charging my van in quiet. Carpark should I have a wank to pass the time? I'm feeling so horny p

Sandra

Hi

by Sandra at 5:29 pm Friday, 19th April, 2024

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by GraciousExplorerhfgiad at 3:40 pm Friday, 19th April, 2024

GraciousExplorerhfgiad

Would love to meet…

by GraciousExplorerhfgiad at 3:40 pm Friday, 19th April, 2024


pKinda funny!! As soon as you pay all the notifications stop!!! LolppbrppLive and learn!p


pHmm .. trying to decide , do I want a good bad girl   ,   or a bad good girl ...  I guess either is fine .. as long as we on the same page ...lol .. which are you ? p


pHappy Monday everyone - wish weather would brighten up but not going to let that stop the sexy fun, games and banter xxx mp


pbCon muchas ganas de encontrarte si sos Mujer Dominante pero dulce y te encanta tener el control me entrego para que me tengas las riendas cortitas bpdivdiv

Dominatrix666

Wanna chat?

by Dominatrix666 at 3:47 am Thursday, 25th April, 2024


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pAndo buscando una chica dominante amante del pegging o una pareja o grupo que les guste humillar y usar a un sumiso obediente, cdmx! Para algo real p


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For free? Lol

by CASuccubusadvocate at 7:24 pm Friday, 5th April, 2024


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pspan style="font-size: 13px;background-color: rgba(68, 14, 87, 0.15);float: none;"I’m hoping to genuinely make a connection on here so I’d love to hear from people who have met some great matches on here. Share some pointers too if you have any tips on how to improve the success rate of meeting your ideal partner in spanspan style="font-size: 13px;background-color: rgba(68, 14, 87, 0.15);"a community that has unfortunately limited avenues to engage with one another please share. spanp


pHere to find a nice sub lady. She will be treated with complete respect and care and then go as far as she wishes sweet as!p


pBonita noche para ustedes, digan que está libre mañana cerca en San Bartolo, Naucalpan yo conozco lo que debo de hacer si tengo la oportunidad de conocer una pareja, una chica o una trans dígame con toda confianza p


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pMuy buenos días amaneci muy agradable quiero conconocer chikas para conversar ppbrppbrp


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pDoes anyone actually want some cock ???  Or do they just want to talk a load of shit about it. I’m actually genuine and I can accommodate tonight p

Hw5547

Yes please!

by Hw5547 at 5:43 pm Sunday, 24th March, 2024


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pIf any females or couples in the Portsmouth area are llooking for something to do, I'm available anand have a hotel room for the night p


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pI'm really sorry if any of you women think I'm ignoring you. I'm really not. I'm having a bit of a breakdown and I just need a fucking hug lol. Sorry that I'm a mess right now.p


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Jessi

What kind of submissive training are you offering

by Jessi at 5:10 pm Sunday, 7th April, 2024


pYou are so handsome and I know that I can give you a lot of attention and keep you in the place of your true self and giving you what you deserve that I believe all men deserve attention and a lot of being dominant p


p44 single male in Rockland Maine looking for first time experience with crossdresser or Trans or sissy femboy type p


pBuenas amistades. Sociable. Discreto. Limpio. Bailo. Me gustaría tomar algo. Conocer. Gente sin distinción alguna p


pOff to Reading next Tuesday. any lovely lady around for an after hours drink. xx mppbrp

mann1966

And a very good morning to you. Have a happy monday and a fun filled week x

by mann1966 at 6:49 am Monday, 18th March, 2024

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by seekfloressee8 at 12:25 am Monday, 18th March, 2024


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pWell down to earth total gentleman but seeking a fwb ther is no limited to fully pleasing ya ..I. love to oral pleasure u til ya wanna to have  sexp


pBeen a few years and now I feel like an animal in heat. Is this normal? Just wanting to remember the great feeling of a sexual release with little commitment (unless it's the most amazing mutually appreciated encounter)?p


pFree tonight for either social or naughty fun (preferably both)! I can host or travel a bit. DM me and we’ll see if we can make it work.p


pEl día de hoy estoy libre quiero salir y encontrarme a alguien para cojer, nunca he hecho encuentro con alguien y quiero esa experiencia hoy solo de 9am a 3pmp

Papacito

De donde eres?

by Papacito at 5:58 pm Thursday, 14th March, 2024

Merida

Estoy libres

by Merida at 5:42 pm Thursday, 14th March, 2024


pNuevo en esto con ganas de experimentar y conocer ppAbierto y sin prejuicios 🥵🥵p

Yg

Wanna chat?

by Yg at 2:01 am Friday, 15th March, 2024


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pGood morning everyone. The start of another week and who knows what adventure, surprises, teasing pleasures await. xxxp


pHappy Mother’s day to all those mum’s on here. Naughty, sexy devils playing on this site .. 😘😘😉😉p


pHombre Maduro con experiencia liberal respetuoso sin malos rollos muy Discreto alegre me encantan los viajes experiencias nuevas y muy complaciente me gusta escuchar a las personas y si puedo orientar con un consejo lo doy p

angy

I’m available now 👋

by angy at 8:20 am Thursday, 21st March, 2024


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piUn día a la vez !!!! ipdivdivdiviUna experiencia a la vez!!!idivdiviUn momento, y puede ser ahora!!!idiv


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pI'm available for you and your sugar if that's what you want I'm intrested in making our lives better.p


pHey, Pakistani guy in Riyadh for the day. Any couples or females please hit me up let’s have some fun xp


pDaddy Dom, Single, (30 years ) Demi-sexual, Master Organic Gardener, Homesteader, Teacher, Business Owner (40 years), p

camila

hello handsome how are you doing hope you good

by camila at 2:34 pm Thursday, 7th March, 2024


pJust been out (yes, out!) for a walk... First time, was pretty nervous but I feel super sexy now 🥰🥰🥰p


pIf you ask me to go to another site you will be blocked and reported.   Dont contact me if your not from my area or you will be blockedp


pI'm just a nice guy ,looking for a naughty time with a naughty girl xx DM if ya fancy getting to know each other xxp

Rosaline

Would love to meet…

by Rosaline at 6:05 pm Wednesday, 6th March, 2024

Malina

Would love to meet…

by Malina at 5:28 pm Wednesday, 6th March, 2024


pGood clean man with a sense of humour and a big cock to ask what I’m looking for is getting very boring as far as things go I’m a man who’s got needs looking for like minded women Birmingham without the BS p

IndependentJoyful224dda

Can I join in? 😏

by IndependentJoyful224dda at 1:38 am Tuesday, 5th March, 2024

Aniella

Wanna chat?

by Aniella at 1:17 am Tuesday, 5th March, 2024


pGood morning everyone. Well another week ahead - have a good one, by kind and my you find sexy fun on the way xxxp


pAnyone in London, surrey, sussex or Kent that wants to meet up this coming week? I don't mind travelling to you. Daytime would be best but might be able to do some evenings p


pI am a submissive sissy crossdressing slut I am looking for both Men and women who will treat me like a woman and FUCK ME as if I was a real woman I fill me up with your Man juice. p

Julian

Are you up for some adventures

by Julian at 10:44 am Monday, 11th March, 2024


pI would liked to be fucked I have never been with a male before but would like to try it please help me p


pLooking to lick some pussy. I love to use my tongue. No place on your body I wont put my tongue...p

Gert

Come and let me open it wide for you, can u handle my pussyfoot???

by Gert at 9:53 pm Saturday, 2nd March, 2024

HOT 🔥

by Sexychef at 2:50 pm Saturday, 2nd March, 2024


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divp​bQue ganas de un buen sexo!!! 🤯🤯🤯💦💦💦💯💯💯bpdiv


pI am stuck in revelstoke till morning I want someone to come warship my cock and maybe let me pound their tight ass Who want to make me cump

Goddessmistress

Hello

by Goddessmistress at 6:49 am Friday, 1st March, 2024


pTengomchas ganas de hacer coasa nuevas estoy aprendiendo trio o intercambios me encantaria que me enceñenp


pI tell you this is this is crazy how people don't read the profile correctly.ppFirstly I am not a sub. Someone tried it with me didn't take. I'm a TopDaddy type. ppSecondly I wish you motherfuckers were local. That would solve half the problems. I can travel 2 - 3 hours away. p


pWho free tonight local Maidenhead naughty female willing to let me make U cum? ppPure nsap


pGood morning everyone . Have a good and hopefully, fun week ahead. Be kind to each other. xx Mp


pLooking for a personal party,couple or woman to come over and take dick and punishment like a good girl!!!p


pI would love to suck on those beautiful melons and slide my tongue up and down your tasty slitp


pspan style="font-size: 13px;background-color: rgba(68, 14, 87, 0.15);float: none;"Are there any top or versatile trans women, CD’s or femmes out near the Los Angeles area that are interested in hooking up? I’m looking for someone who is down to have some fun with me.spanp


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pFree to meet today. If you can accommodate within 25 miles of Milton Keynes sometime after 10:00AM, I’ll be there! DM to arrange.p


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pHi everyone having just shared one of my very early sexual experiences Iets explore something I would love to cross off my kink list nowadays. I'm happy to play this both ways either switching or me fully sub for the purposes of this I will explain with me fully sub if you like to switch I'm sure your mind can fill in the beginning.pdivbrdivdiv You're naked freshly cleaned having had me wash and delicately dry every inch of your body, unpacking a brand new pair of latex trousers no peep holes just plain with both legs in you have me pull them up just above the knees, bending over the table you command me to lick your asshole ensuring it was fully lubricated and starting to slacken with my tongue probing deep inside, opening your rose just enough for me to insert the head of my now straining cock. Once inside no more than the head in and with no movement youagain command me to fill your ass with my cum. After milking every drop of my sperm inside your asshole you quickly

EtherealSnuggler77b64a

intresting let's chat we never know we can turn things around

by EtherealSnuggler77b64a at 5:34 pm Wednesday, 21st February, 2024


pWho wants to come to Maidenhead and let me play with U,ppI want to hear n nice wet fanny get wet n let me lick all Ur juices out!! Wouldn't have to touch me!!ppbrppNo BallshitppNsap


pHi everyone being new to this site l wanted to share what it is l'm looking for and the best way I can do this is to share a personal story off mine from a long time ago. 1980s Germany me and my partner in crime shug where drinking in a small town having adopted it as our local as shug dating the bar maid silka. I was sat at the bar when over walks effey an older working woman and sits next to me leans in close grabs my hand and places it between her very warm thighs and whispers in my ear. "I know you don't go with the girls but its quiet would you like to buy me a drink and we can go to my room and I can teach you how to please a woman" Smoky dim lit bar with 1980s German porn playing on screens dotted around I did what every heterosexual young lad would have done and buckled. Reaching over the bar top l grabbed a bottle off house champagne having watched the going ons of the bar l knew this is exactly what she meant when she said a drink. I looked over to silka whp


pI'm a straight man and was reading and it's normal for a man to attracted to a woman even if she has a cock men won't admit it but it's true I've never did anything with a trans girl and I didn't know she had a penis until I was already inlove then when she showed me I wasn't grossed out and went from there and I liked it she had a little one but it was cute p

Mistresspalacio03

Can I join in? 😏

by Mistresspalacio03 at 11:05 am Tuesday, 20th February, 2024