Yesterday,
My bowel movements seemed so far away,
Now they've turned into a chocolate spray,
Oh, what did I eat yesterday.
Suddenly,
I'm not half the man I used to be,
Vindaloo has taken hold of me,
Oh, dysentry came suddenly.
Why I
Had to go I don't know, I sat and prayed.
I ate,
Something wrong, now I long for yesterday.
Yesterday,
I could run and jump and laugh and play,
Now I need a place to hide away,
There's nothing hard since yesterday.
I had
Toilet rolls and wet wipes to last the day .
I need,
Immodium or I'm scared I'll fade away.
So far today,
I think I've sprayed at least a stone away,
This runny arse feels like it's here to stay
Oh, what did I eat yesterday.
try walking a mile in your enemies shoes....at the end of the day you have new shoes and a head start on him
