The 'Am I Hot?' section is a stroke of genius. It gives you an idea on how your media and therefore you yourself are received aesthetically. Are you easy on the eye or a sight for sore eyes?
What made me chuckle though is my profile picture is of an eye. Not the London Eye. Not a jap's eye or a brown eye. Neither is it a full frontal, cock shot, tits out, penetration or money shot. Just a single eye.
Now the chuckle-worthy bit was the fact that some people marked the eye a massive 9 out of 10. Maybe they have a fetish for eyes? Like an opthalmic paraphillia perhaps in which case, fair dues. It's not a bad eye
Then some people have marked it a 1 out of 10. Why? It is after all a 20/20 vision blue eye. Not too heavy on lashes for a male and crowned with what I like to think is an enigmatic Roger Moore type eyebrow.
What I find amazing is that instead of skipping the photo and marking someone who has the self confidence to show their tackle, people are taking the time to mark a single eye. It's like a cat turning up at Crufts. They wouldn't mark it. They'd let the dogs at it. It doesn't warrant a single mark.
When I had a photo of my arse on my profile many moons ago (no pun intended) no one marked it at all!
So...for the optophilliacs I say thank you. For the anti-eye brigade I salute you. For those who just marked it for the sake of it.....there are over 1,000,000 photos on this site of people in various stages of undress and pose. Go look at the real thing and stop wasting your time.
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4:30 pm Tuesday, 29th July, 2008
Awesome! I'm off to Hollywood to provide an eye-double for Alec Baldwin!br |
try walking a mile in your enemies shoes....at the end of the day you have new shoes and a head start on him
