Dr Donatello again! A patient called Mr G for obvious reasons has asked what the dangers are in scat fun (thats playing with shit to you and me). Well Mr G, the next time you're laying flat on your back awaiting a Cleveland Steamer consider this:
The diseases associated with coprophiliacs are similar to those found in countries with little or no sanitation. These are Salmonella, E coli O157, Cholera, Typhoid, Gastroenteritis, HepatitisA, Amoebiasis, Giardiasis and Glaucoma. All pretty nasty eh?
Well, if you have to play with the poop you might want to make sure you're up to date with your jabs. Tell your GP you're going to Dhofar or Mumbai and you'll get the right vaccinations. Or consider mixing your fetishes....wear a head to toe rubber gimp suit thats impenetrable to dung.
Next patient please!!
try walking a mile in your enemies shoes....at the end of the day you have new shoes and a head start on him
