Do you remember that? Tales of the Unexpected on sunday night at 9pm? The theme tune with that silhouette of a woman with a Toyah hairdo dancing around to that crap music? Roald Dahl?
Imagine a new undated version for adults. Man walks into a hotel bar where there are not many people in. Its late and its last orders and the man sits at the bar and orders a drink. He notices a woman sat alone at the other end of the bar and asks the barman to send her another drink.
The woman accepts and asks the barman who its from. The barman nods towards the man and leaves the two to start chatting. The man tells the woman he's a business executive staying in the hotel and has a meeting the next day. He's from Manchester and only in London for the night. He's divorced and hasn't time for a relationship but misses female company. The woman is in much the same predicament.
As they chat they find they have alot in common. They have supper together and share a bottle of wine. The man tells amusing anecdotes and the woman begins to flirt with him.
The man who is middle aged and out of shape can hardly believe his luck. The woman is at least 20 years younger, very attractive and is definitely giving him the green light. The conversation dries up as the woman can't flirt anymore without making it totally obvious and the man daren't suggest anything in case he has read the whole situation wrong.
Without a word the woman drops her hotel key on the table and gets up and walks away towards the lift. She casually looks over her shoulder and gives the man a look he can't possibly mistake. She wants him.
The man follows her into the lift. As soon as the doors close she slides to her knees and unzips his trousers, reaches into them and pulls out his swollen member. She looks up and keeping eye contact takes him in her mouth and begins moving her head back and forth. As the lift slows she stands up and keeping hold of his cock, leads him out of the lift and along the corridor to her room. The man swipes the keycard and they enter.
She pushes him down onto the bed and carries on sucking and licking while she undresses his bottom half, leaving him to discard his shirt and jacket on the hotel room floor. she runs her tongue around his balls and deep into his groin then stands up and steps onto the bed and stands over him and begins to lower herself down slowly. She tells him she's always wanted to do something she's never done before. The man closes his eyes anticipating the soft, tight, moistness of her to envelope him. His brow furrows as he feels pressure on his chest and finds it hard to breathe.
His eyes open suddenly and he looks down...........
She's dropped a big brown Cleveland Steamer on him!!!
Fucking unexpected or what?
try walking a mile in your enemies shoes....at the end of the day you have new shoes and a head start on him
