As part of the new age of political correctness certain phrases will be replaced with more suitable and less offensive terminology.
Easy = Horizontally accessible
Dumb blonde = Light-haired intellectually challenged
Been around = Previously enjoyed companion
Nag = Statement repetative
Cheap hooker = Economically competative provider
Gets lost = Investigates alternative destinations
try walking a mile in your enemies shoes....at the end of the day you have new shoes and a head start on him