Adapted proverbs for useage in swinging
A bird in the hand is worth two in a bush. A bird in the bush is outdoor sex
A closed mouth catches no flies. An open mouth causes unzipped flies
A friend in need is a friend indeed A friend in need is a friend about to get it
Grey hairs are death's blossoms Pubic hairs are natures dental floss
He who rides a tiger is afraid to dismount. He who rides a woman doesn't want to dismount
If two men ride a horse, one must ride behind If two men ride a woman its better if one rides behind
Two heads are better than one. Head is just good full stop
When one dog barks another will join it When one goes outdoor fun, everyone joins in
When the liquor was gone the fun was gone. When the licker was gone the fun was gone
Where the tongue slips, it speaks the truth. Where the tongue slips, it tastes shit
try walking a mile in your enemies shoes....at the end of the day you have new shoes and a head start on him
