This year I predict:
1. People seeking attention in the chat room by being nasty to other members will fall foul of the Malicious Communications Act and be arrested and sent to the Adult Hub's own section of Guantanamo Bay where they'll be made to wear orange romper suits and have cigars stubbed out on their buttocks.
2. Easyjet will charter flights to Alicante called Sleazyjet so we can all fly over for socials in Spain to see JoJo and David, Blanca, DebsnCarl, Helen and Mike and the rest.
3. The British Medical Council will make it illegal to use stem cell research for cloning purposes forcing the hub to regulate one person to one profile.
4. Donatello will finally finish writing his blog and begin work on his sitcom which he has been researching for 4 years and you're all in it lol.
5. Mr SexyO and me will win the X factor as Danni Minogue gets the groups and we'll be called Dry Humping and win with our rendition of Sheena is a Punk Rocker
6. This years Big Brother will be held at one of Caz's socials and we'll all get locked in for 15 weeks. The winner will be Ten Inch Tony as everyone mistakes him for Brian who won last year.
7. Mrstony gets Norris McWhirter from the Guinness Book of Records to measure Black12inch's knob and finds that after all this time her antique tape measure is calibrated in Hebrew Sheidels which are less than she thought and that 12 inches is actually 4.
8. Mangas will return and end up committing polygamy marrying lots of females from Croydon but in court his defence proves that in actual fact there is only one female in Croydon will 28 profiles.
9. Jeremy Kyle will set up a profile on the site with the name cm69 specifically to intervene in arguments and make them worse.
10. Stands3 will meet a bi fem
try walking a mile in your enemies shoes....at the end of the day you have new shoes and a head start on him
