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12:46 pm Tuesday, 26th March, 2019

Hi everyone,



This week there is Make up Your Own Holiday and we thought we'd let you do just that by taking the reigns of what we write about in two weeks time.



At the top of this..

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11:03 am Friday, 15th March, 2019

In this weeks article, we talked about how our ancient ancestors celebrated this time of rebirth by invoking Ēostre or Ostara, the goddess of spring with wild orgies and kinky sex rituals. So for..

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12:00 am Monday, 11th March, 2019

Sorry for the puntastic play on words in this blog title, given that this week we have steak & bj day (any excuse for a bad pun), I just couldn't resist. This is due to us talking about a few tips..

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12:00 am Monday, 4th March, 2019

After the huge success of our previous ‘Would You Rather’ game in our Pick Your Promiscuous Poison blog, we are here to bring you round 2.



This time around, the questions are..

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12:00 am Monday, 25th February, 2019

We love a kinky game, well...we like creating naughty games for your enjoyment, not participating in the more tangible games, we’re Site Admins after all ;-). One amusing activity that gets us all..

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12:00 am Monday, 18th February, 2019

Considering trying BDSM or simply spicing things up in the bedroom? The week we are celebrating Handcuff Day, so if you are looking for a fun way to add some kink to your sex life, restraints are..

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10:43 am Tuesday, 12th February, 2019

Whether you are into Valentines Day or not, there’s definitely a horny atmosphere in the air - just look at our erotic fiction in the articles section.



Now enough of us talking dirty to you with..

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2:32 pm Friday, 1st February, 2019

We all have them - personal pornos, with plots and ideas running around in our heads that get us hot, hard and wet, bringing us to orgasm and beyond. Fantasies - aside from providing obvious..

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2:48 pm Wednesday, 23rd January, 2019

Following on from this weeks article about sex in the workplace, we were curious about the realities of sex with a colleague or sex with a partner in your place of work.

Did most people have..

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3:51 pm Friday, 18th January, 2019

****THE RESULTS ARE IN****

1. Would you rather -
A. Have a partner who does not love you for the rest of your life? 67.5%
OR
B. Have multiple partners but never be..

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3:04 pm Friday, 11th January, 2019

Hi all,

As we power through the New Year, we thought it would be the perfect time to get to know one another much better.

Have you ever heard of the game “21 Questions?” The aim of the game is..

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12:00 am Tuesday, 8th January, 2019

Hi guys,



You may have those dirty dreams which you visit in your mind when you’re so unbelievably horny but have no partner, porn or images to ‘help you along’ and you’re left with the..

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12:00 am Monday, 31st December, 2018

A great resolution is something that will make you happier, healthier and a pleasure to accomplish. Which is why it is that time of the year again to make a list of all of the resolutions you didn’t..

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1:06 pm Monday, 17th December, 2018


****EDIT****
ANSWERS AND WINNERS ANNOUNCED BELOW

So the answers were:
1.Mistletoe
2.Tinsel
3.Christmas Cracker
4.Snow

Congratulations to:
brianp14, Londongent83, burniebulldog, Sexallday247 and..

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1:05 pm Monday, 17th December, 2018

Christmas is an incredibly busy time for all the site admins, we are working hard to bring you plenty of festive fun, and it got us thinking. We are essentially dirty minded elves working in the..

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11:18 am Tuesday, 4th December, 2018


EDIT

***WINNERS ANNOUNCED:***

You all shared some absolute cracking Christmas Jumper slogans, thanks so much to everyone that entered the competition, here are the winners:

Fredray1 -..

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8:59 am Friday, 23rd November, 2018

Hi guys,
The cold weather has crept in so slowly that it feels like we've gone from birthday suit weather to temperatures that would freeze the nipples right off you should the air touch your..

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8:58 am Friday, 23rd November, 2018

Hello everyone,

While Decembeard might be all about facial fuzz, we want to delve deeper and find out what you think about pubic hair. How do you style your own? What are your reactions to your..

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1:41 pm Monday, 19th November, 2018


Hi everyone,

In this week’s article, we discovered some of the world’s most extravagant sex toys. Whilst I’m sure that we’d all love to add a diamond-encrusted vibrator to our toy collection, we..

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2:49 pm Tuesday, 13th November, 2018


Hi Guys,

As we are celebrating Happy Hour this week, it gave me some inspiration to look into some of the hottest ways to make your time in the bedroom extra happy.

You know us well enough..

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8:46 am Tuesday, 6th November, 2018

Hi Guys,

This week we are celebrating Origami Day. Now, I bet you’re racking your brains on how we are going to turn Origami into something dirty, well let me tell you. Origami is all about making..

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8:28 am Wednesday, 31st October, 2018

Hi guys,

Pretty much everybody loves a good massage, especially after a tough day at work or when the everyday stresses get on top of you. Great sex also has a relaxing effect so, technically..

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9:30 am Monday, 29th October, 2018


Hey all you gorgeous ghoulies and fuckable freaks,

Halloween is well and truly on it’s way, it’s so close, we could bite it! What better way to get your paranormal party on than to indulge in a..

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1:27 pm Monday, 22nd October, 2018

Hi all,



We get that we’re usually banging on about sex, sex, sex and we know that you love it, let’s face it, it’s what you’re on the site for. However, as Halloween fast approaches,..

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1:11 pm Monday, 15th October, 2018

EDIT

WINNERS ANNOUNCED:

Heehee we loved your sultry synonyms, thanks so much to everyone that entered the competition, here are the winners:

katie4ade
rozlynram18
up4itandup

Your..

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10:27 am Sunday, 7th October, 2018

We’re not pulling your leg, we’re pulling your pork as Friday is Pulled Pork Day and our cue to start talking about everything handjobs!

Whether it’s a prelude to penetration or an orgasmic act..

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10:27 am Friday, 28th September, 2018



Hey everyone,


This Sunday is Bathtub Day, what better way to celebrate such a splashing day than talk about how you can get down and dirty as you get clean?

Sex in the shower should be..

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1:28 pm Friday, 21st September, 2018

The leaves may be falling…but will your libido follow suit?

Quite the contrary, it may very well rise.

There’s a multitude of reasons why you become hornier as the heat drops, continue reading..

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8:36 am Wednesday, 12th September, 2018

EDIT

Winners Announced

Big thanks to everyone who entered, this has been a giggle. The competition winners are: Subocouple, Duckpond3189 and
subdrew75, you guys all win some Amazon..

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11:05 am Tuesday, 4th September, 2018


Hi Guy and Gals,


We had so much naughty fun with our last sexy, collaborative storytime blog that we thought we should give it another go. Our previous work was the saucy story of the swinging..

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2:15 pm Tuesday, 28th August, 2018

Jealousy is an obvious issue that you need to address before you even contemplate commencing swinging. Not dealing with this elephant in the room beforehand will certainly come back to bite you in..

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2:02 pm Monday, 20th August, 2018

The month of August is Peach Month, so we are coming up with plenty of hot ways to honour the peachiest part of the body...the booty.

Declared ‘hot, emotionally charged, and intimate’ all at once, a..

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1:42 pm Monday, 13th August, 2018

This week is all about getting snap happy in the bedroom as we celebrate World Photo Day on the 19th.

We gave you some top tips on making your own sex movie in this week’s article but once you..

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3:43 pm Friday, 3rd August, 2018

On 10th August, Lazy Day will give us all an excuse to sit back and chill out. So after you’ve tested out the minimal-effort sex position tips from our latest article, you will be going to sleep in..

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1:39 pm Tuesday, 24th July, 2018

Hey all you sexy folk,

Today is World Friendship Day, a day to celebrate the bonds we share with other people and the creation of new ones. For those in the BDSM lifestyle, the perfect opportunity..

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2:38 pm Thursday, 12th July, 2018

Hey all!

So Sunday is Lipstick Day, a day to celebrate a once prohibited item of make-up that is now a cosmetic means of conveying everything from emotional moods to sexual arousal.

Whilst an..

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10:58 am Thursday, 12th July, 2018

Good morning sex pots!

Hope everyone is doing great and enjoying the sunshine where they are!

The theme of our blog discussion this week will conjure opinions from all areas of the..

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10:25 am Monday, 9th July, 2018

Hey horny heroines and hot heros,

Friday is Embrace Your Geekness Day...opportunity to geek out with your freak out anyone!?

So, if you had a sexy superpower, what would it be and why?

Perhaps..

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7:51 am Tuesday, 3rd July, 2018

The lips are sensitive, packed with nerve endings that enhance the experiences of everything from taking in food, to caressing bare skin with the soft touch that only a kiss on the naked body can..

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3:33 pm Friday, 22nd June, 2018


EDIT

WINNERS ANNOUNCED

Wow there was some extremely sexy and funny entries for this blog competition! The SiteAdmin had lots of fun reading through them. We have selected the winners, they..

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3:16 pm Friday, 15th June, 2018

Hey everyone!

This week we’re enjoying everything ‘sexhibition’ - the act of sexually flaunting oneself and putting on a show to consenting voyeurs. Back in May we shared the Let’s Get Naked..

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3:30 pm Monday, 11th June, 2018

Getting naked just comes naturally to many people, it’s liberating to not have your body hidden away beneath materials deemed necessary by society. As fantastic enough as it is walking around your..

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9:55 am Tuesday, 5th June, 2018

Hello everyone!

I hope that everyone is enjoying their summer so far, here’s our ideas on how you can enjoy your time out in the sun with maximum sexiness and get some swinging with those poolside..

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12:52 pm Friday, 25th May, 2018


Thanks to everyone who took part, here is the final finished story. As you can see, it got a little strange but extremely sexy as well! Enjoy.

M x

------
Tanya and Darren are a horny couple who..

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10:34 am Monday, 21st May, 2018

Hey folks,

Today is Talk Like Yoda Day or should that be ‘Talk Like Yoda Day it is’? Just for a little fun give us your dirtiest yet most Yoda-like speak in the comments below.

Here’s a few of our..

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3:50 pm Thursday, 10th May, 2018

Hi All,

This month is Zombie Awareness Month and while we’re pretty sure you can think of better things than brains to be eating/sucking out 😉, we thought that it could also be the perfect time to..

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2:05 pm Friday, 27th April, 2018

****WINNERS ANNOUNCED****

Thank you to all that took part in our 'Let's Get Naked' survey, and to those that shared your site testimonials with us. 

Congratulations to our winners GCAndy, Wills79p..

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11:04 am Tuesday, 24th April, 2018




Hey all you sexy guys and gals,
Check out the photo above and name these 6 sex positions within..

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1:03 pm Tuesday, 17th April, 2018

Hey all,

The London Marathon is kicking off this Sunday, and if you’re lacking the motivation to pull your running shoes on and join in, there is a marathon that you may be willing to take part..

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10:45 am Monday, 9th April, 2018

Hey all,

With Friday the 13th happening this week, we thought what better way to make whatever unlucky thing that may happen to you seem minor compared to some hilarious sexcapade stories gone..

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9:20 am Monday, 26th March, 2018


**EDITED**

We've picked the winners for this competition, 

joedoe007
GreyGoose17 
and garygodwin136 (not quite an April Fool's prank but the joke made us chuckle so we thought it was deserving of..

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12:43 pm Tuesday, 13th March, 2018

Hey all you sexy ladies and gents,

Win Lovehoney vouchers by commenting below and telling us your hottest stories from being out and painting the town red. It’s almost St. Patrick’s Day again and..

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9:43 am Monday, 19th February, 2018

WINNERS

1st place-laarababy

2nd place-deanryan755

3rd place-Gr8glide4u2slide


EDITED- COMPETITION CLOSED WINNERS ABOVE


deanryan755 - Are..

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11:23 am Tuesday, 6th February, 2018

Hey all,

Win Lovehoney vouchers by sharing your tongue in cheek greetings for Valentines cards within the comments below. Valentine's fast approaches and whilst it may not necessarily be considered..

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4:02 pm Wednesday, 17th January, 2018

Share with everyone the weirdest sexual request you’ve ever had by replying in the comments, you could win Amazon or Lovehoney vouchers! It’s once in a Blue Moon, in that there’s two full moons in..

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1:41 pm Wednesday, 20th December, 2017

It’s the season to be jolly and I feel like giving away some goodies. Just tell me what your perfect sexy gift would be and you could win an Amazon gift card. Whether you prefer to give or receive,..

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8:55 am Thursday, 23rd November, 2017

Hey guys and gals. I have some prizes to give away from our sexy friends at Frisky Hippo. These goodies are bound to give you a real Black Friday buzz! Want to play a game?

Are you sex toy savvy?..

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9:37 am Friday, 20th October, 2017

Comment below with your turn offs to be in with the chance of winning some goodies. I have some Free Memberships and Amazon Gift Cards up for grabs.

As it is coming up to the fright fest that is..

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9:44 am Thursday, 7th September, 2017

Tell me the unusual things that you find attractive to be in with a chance of winning a prize.

It’s was National Wiggle Your Toes Day this week so I had a little peek around the internet to find out..

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9:41 am Wednesday, 23rd August, 2017

It’s competition time again folks. I have some Amazon Gift Cards and free memberships up for grabs again. All you have to do is change your main profile picture to one of you eating an ice lolly or..

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10:15 am Thursday, 10th August, 2017

Win a prize with some raunchy words in honour of Book Lovers Day. Write a steamy story and post it in the comments below to be in with a chance. We are not asking for a novel, just something short,..

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9:01 am Thursday, 27th July, 2017

Hey guys, hope you are having a good week. I have some goodies up for grabs again. All you have to do is tell me what movie title would best describe your sex life.

Sex. Hollywood thrives on it. If..

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8:43 am Thursday, 13th July, 2017

I have some Amazon Gift Cards and Free Memberships up for grabs again so to be in with a chance of winning all you have to do is tell me what name you would give to your naughty bits and write it in..

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8:52 am Thursday, 1st June, 2017

I've been thinking...what if there was a 'Pornetic' Alphabet?

Some letters of the alphabet sound the same and sometimes it can be difficult to hear what a person is saying, especially in a noisy..

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8:57 am Thursday, 11th May, 2017

Tell me what you think the sexiest thing about you is and be in with a chance of winning a prize. We have some Amazon vouchers and free VIP memberships up for grabs again. Competition closes at..

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8:53 am Thursday, 27th April, 2017

National Superhero Day taking place on 28th April and 2017 being another year where comic book superheroes are still dominating the movie screens (and absolutely nothing to do with the fact I..

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9:58 am Thursday, 13th April, 2017

It's that time again. I have some goodies to give away to some lucky winners that will hopefully give you a cheeky buzz.


Comment below and tell me your ultimate sex toy. Whether it already exists,..

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8:56 am Thursday, 16th March, 2017

It's giveaway time again. Comment below and tell me the daftest thing you have done when drunk, to be in with the chance of winning a prize. Winners will be selected at random from the best answers..

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11:29 am Thursday, 9th February, 2017

Comment now to tell me who you think qualifies as a god or goddess of seduction for a chance to win..

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9:27 am Wednesday, 14th December, 2016

The advent calendar. A holiday icon. Twenty-four perforated doors, each hiding a miniscule scrap of chocolately goodness. As a kid, it was really fun and a nice daily treat that kept me looking..

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9:28 am Thursday, 8th December, 2016

The fact that people are doing the dirty at the office isn't news, but according to a survey of 2,000 UK adults by a leading sex toy company, 39% of workers are getting down at the office Christmas..

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8:37 am Wednesday, 23rd November, 2016

When you think about sex, what comes to mind? Chances are, for most, the majority of images and adjectives are associated with touch. We have five senses, sight, hearing, touch, smell and taste. And..

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1:36 pm Tuesday, 19th July, 2016

Who knew that Nintendo would be responsible for the zombie apocalypse. Millions of people are now walking around trying to catch fictional characters rather than staying in and getting sexy. Pokémon..

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11:42 am Monday, 9th May, 2016

Hi bloggers, hope you all had an amazing weekend.

Came across this statistic today whilst doing some digging for an article:

In a recent online sex survey for women, their number one fantasy was..

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9:21 am Wednesday, 4th May, 2016

Happy Star Wars Day everybody.

As a massive geek, I cannot let this day pass without paying homage to all things Rebel Alliance vs Empire.

So just for fun, I thought the perfect way to do this..

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10:13 am Friday, 30th October, 2015

Hi bloggers,

For many of us, the fun of Halloween has come around once more. Is it me or do the adult costumes get sexier every year. Being a big lady I sometimes find it very hard to compete with..

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12:30 pm Wednesday, 30th September, 2015

Hi Blog Land,
As discussed, here are some guidelines for the blogs. We need guidelines in place for the enjoyment and safety of our members.

WHY DO I SEE ASTERISKS?

The blog that you create..

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1:05 pm Monday, 10th August, 2015

Jealousy is an emotion, and the word typically refers to the thoughts and feelings of insecurity, fear, concern and anxiety over an anticipated loss or status of something of great personal value,..

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10:07 am Thursday, 30th July, 2015

What's more important than sex?

Turns out a whole bunch of things, according to an online poll conducted by one of the world's leading market research firms.

On a list of 10 things people can't..

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2:26 pm Thursday, 23rd July, 2015

During research for other articles, I kept coming across various lists with titles such as ‘Love Quotes: the Wisest, the Wittiest and the Most Cynical’.

It got me thinking about the quotes out..

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12:09 pm Monday, 13th July, 2015

Sex. Watching it can sometimes come close to having it—and once in a while, it's superior. Putting on our serious hats for a second, sex is also a bedrock of cinema—the undercurrent of all romantic..

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9:46 am Tuesday, 7th July, 2015

Maybe the first time you had sex, it was with your long-term significant other; maybe it was with someone you’d just met. Maybe you were 16 and it was…alright; maybe you were 23 and it was totally..

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12:01 pm Monday, 22nd June, 2015

Boasted to be fifty times the pleasure and the pain! On Thursday, June 18, Fifty Shades of Grey author E L James released her latest novel, 'Grey', a take on her first bestselling erotic novel. The..

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12:24 pm Wednesday, 3rd June, 2015

Hello residents of Blogland. Hope you are all well. We have just started a new site poll with the question - 'If you could change gender for a day and experience sex from a different perspective,..

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9:07 am Tuesday, 19th May, 2015

Have you checked out the article Swinging Sexbots?

Would you agree with the developer that this could be classified as 'partner..

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11:03 am Sunday, 15th March, 2015


In this weeks article, we talked about how our ancient ancestors celebrated this time of rebirth by invoking Ēostre or Ostara, the goddess of spring with wild orgies and kinky sex rituals. So for..

 3 people like this

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