Question: What is the difference between oral and anal sex?
Answer: Oral sex makes your day and Anal sex makes your whole weak.
Question: Why is sex like math?
Answer: You add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray there’s no multiplying.
Question: Why is being in the military like a blow-job?
Answer: The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel.
What’s Santa’s secret? Why does he always land on the roof?
Because he likes it on top.
Why did Snow-white get kicked out of Disneyland?
Because she sat on Pinocchio's face and got caught riding it say," Lie to me motherfucker, lie to me!"
Minnie told Mickey she wanted to divorce him. “Are you f*cking serious?” he asked. “No. I’m f*cking goofy!” Minnie replied.
What do Disney World and V*agra have in common?
Both make you stand around for over an hour and wait for a two-minute ride.
When Cinderella got to the ball, what did she do? She gagged.
Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack? He only comes once a year.
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