catching something.
you know how they sat when the palm of your hand itches you are going to get something? but if your crotch itches, it means you already got it.
Dick’s is merging with Big Lots.
It’s gonna be called Lots of Big Dicks.
Why did the ladies softball league get excited when Academy Sports became the second sporting goods store in town?
Because all the players hate Dicks.
There is 100 dicks on the wall , how many do you choke on??
None of them - then your a pro at it.
After 20 years of having sex with his wife using a dildo and the lights off, the husband is finally caught
After the wife was caught just as shown in a video the plot turns. One afternoon as she flicks the light on to see her husband using a dildo instead of his manhood and gasps.
“What the hell is this? Explain why you’ve been fucking me with a dildo this entire time!”
The husband responds 'I'll explain this after you explain the kids'.
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