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3:16 pm Saturday, 18th June, 2016

Being a woman, and having known quite a few of them, I think it’s safe to assume that most of us have body parts that we simply hate. The fortunate among us have areas we tolerate, put up with, or,..

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11:40 pm Sunday, 29th May, 2016

Why did the hedgehog cross the road?

----to see his flatmate.

C'mon all-----join in...

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12:30 pm Saturday, 21st May, 2016

Yes, I admit it, but it made me giggle. Please add your own:

Mary had a little skirt
with splits right up the sides
and every time that Mary walked
the boys could see her Thighs

Mary had..

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10:11 pm Sunday, 14th February, 2016

Yup, we're back to shaved or not.

With all the fabulous blogs we've been having lately, I felt the need to add to the crowd of great topics and reintroduce an oldie but goody.

And while..

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7:17 pm Thursday, 31st December, 2015

As I sit here alone, 7 PM on new Year’s Eve, eating my Tesco Special (straight out of the microwave) and drinking a pint freshly purchased from my favourite local distillery (er....off license),..

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6:03 pm Thursday, 17th December, 2015

Sexual mishaps. Maybe you’ve had one (if so, please share!). Maybe you know someone who has. Stories of what could go (and have gone) terribly wrong abound.

So. In this time of year when most..

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1:55 am Tuesday, 20th October, 2015

with your fb, fwb, lover, partner of choice.

(this question was posed to me very recently)

What would be your 5 rules of choice?

No clothes for the entire weekend (except when going..

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1:13 pm Saturday, 10th October, 2015

You must remember this
A kiss is just a kiss, a sigh is just a sigh
The fundamental things apply
As time goes by


There are been blogs about kisses before. There have been some excellent..

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3:51 pm Monday, 28th September, 2015

We arrive for reasons of our own. With or without an agenda. Plans, hopes, dreams.

Some want a fling, an affair, a friend. Some want long term, some one night. Some are already with their..

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11:26 pm Thursday, 17th September, 2015

Ok, so I receive blocked phone calls on occassion. Usually, I don't answer, and when said caller demands to know, at a later date, why I didn't, I very firmly respond: if you don't trust me enough..

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1:19 am Thursday, 10th September, 2015

Just because this topic hasn't been addressed in the past two weeks.

Also looking to apply to the Two Lines Blog.

Or maybe three. I'm bored with most current topics online now...

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8:51 pm Thursday, 27th August, 2015



We’ve all known an Adonis, I think, or at least admired one from afar. Bacchus figures prominently in many of our lives, and the unfortunate among us have been involved with an Ares. Only the..

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1:08 pm Monday, 29th June, 2015

The One who ticks your boxes. Makes your heart beat faster. Wakes you at night with visions of what it’ll be like. You want to text him at all hours, but hold yourself back somehow. You want him..

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10:54 am Wednesday, 13th May, 2015

Is your body beautiful and something to be proud of and show off? Or do you prefer dim lights and something covering you to hide the wobbly bits?

Recent conversations with friends have sparked..

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4:08 pm Friday, 13th March, 2015

Obese woman. No sex drive, fat, lazy, boring. Ugly. Don’t forget ugly. Crazy, demented, sick. Can’t take constructive criticism (disguised as belittlement), insecure, too emotional, too..

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1:16 pm Saturday, 10th January, 2015

Not saying never will do to any of these, just that I never have.

I have never.....

Fallen in love with a man, to the extent of body, mind, and soul.

Considered myself a particularly attractive..

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10:38 pm Tuesday, 30th December, 2014

There are few things more powerful than language, and how it's used.

To boost us up. To pull us down. To set us straight.

I have a few that get me in my innermost parts every time I hear them...

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11:02 pm Sunday, 21st December, 2014

Sometimes you take a chance....

Tonight I was in a mood, just for chat, desperately not wanting anyone to ask what I'm into or the last time I had sex, so checked out the profiles in the Hot Tub for..

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8:22 pm Sunday, 7th December, 2014

I chatted with someone for a while earlier tonight who asked what I was looking for.

I told him....

You know, I want someone who is there for me when I need him, not just want him. There to..

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3:17 pm Friday, 21st November, 2014

I've never been secretive on here about what I want...or rather, about what I don't want.

I am NOT looking for random sex with unknown quantities. Instead, I'm more interested in finding someone..

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