So....let's say you have a weekend away--

EG, great blog subject.
Surprisingly enough, i have been reading a story which was based around this precept.

For me, the five rules would have to be-
1- clothing optional, however any clothes worn should only be worn for the benefit of your partner
2- food and drink consumed in the room must be something enjoyed by both and must be shared (so no pints of Old P and a packet of porky scratchings!)
3- when in public, unless it is physically impossible (toilet use or gender specific changing rooms) physical contact must be maintained (this gets almost obsessive but can be quite a giggle as you try to work the logistics of maintaining touch)
4- when asleep, if either person wakes the other by snoring, he or she gets woken and has to pleasure the partner that got disturbed by the snorer
5- when sleeping, it will always be naked so your partner has no issues if they wake and would like to wake you orally.

There is one other rule i would like to add, no ordering room service whilst your partner is handcuffed to the bed in compromising attire, those pesky room service attendants do have a habit of just barging into the room as soon as the door is opened.

Sounds rather reminiscent of "which 8 gramophone records would you choose to take with you" :-)

Frankly the prospect of "endless sex" for an entire weekend makes me roll my eyes to the ceiling. I don't think I could ever go back to my 20s and feel as though I was "madly in love" with someone to the extent I'd never be able to keep my hands off her :-) So my first rule would be:

1. Allow plenty of time apart. For example after Dixon has enjoyed his obligatory early morning 'oggins, my partner would be obliged to wander off downstairs for a bit to make coffee and watch the Jeremy Kyle show or whatever while I have a little snooze.

2. No public hand-holding allowed. For me it feels like wearing a ball and chain. It's also very inconsiderate for people on mobility scooters etc.

3. Must be prepared to drop 'em at a moment's notice if Dixon suddenly perks up. Various unexpected stimuli can elicit a lust response: for example seeing a stunning lady jogger in the woods when out for a "romantic walk" :-)

4. Must dress provocatively in pubic at all times. Ridiculously short micro-skirts revealing acres of thigh, or plunging necklines to reveal ample cleavages are all acceptable. Dixon is a bighead and loves to make other blokes jealous of who he's "entertaining" :-)

5. Must enjoy getting ridiculously tipsy in the evening so she can be giggly, slutty and easy for bedtime. It also ensures she'll fall fast asleep pretty promptly after being pumped full of Dixon, thus obviating the need for obligatory post-coital chit-chat about how wonderful Robert Downey Jr is, the latest crisis on Hollyoaks, her grandma's piles, etc.

Many women have told me I'm so romantic. Must be in the genes, I guess ;-)

PS: There are, in fact 5 comments listed above. It's just that the Fairy has welded two of them together.

Great blog as always Erotic. Love it!

1. Dinner or drinks a must. Woo me! I want to laugh and talk first...Subtle touches, flirt and stimulating sexy dialogues. Dancing is a plus....lol
2. No smoking or eating garlic before amazing steamy kisses :P
3. Kisses must be given everywhere before the "act"....
4. Be spontaneous!...I wud not mind suddenly find a dark alley and being given an amazing kiss. Be a gentleman tho.
5. Naked!! Errrr.....All weekend?? No please I love men with amazing fashion sense. I prefer to have the trouble to unwrap the present.

Hahahahaha....I am actually laughing....Men must be screaming at me thinking I am seriously demanding....Oh Well, why not?

Fun to read responses! Next topic: Top Destinations for a Getaway.

Welcum---your last rule gives the impression that you're not risque.....how could I ever have thought otherwise?

Miss Valiant--I'm so with you on the sleep thing; in fact, I'm so bad that if you wake me for sex, I'm more likely to bite something off than not. Hope whoever I'm with is into pain.

Skebbie-- I AM assuming you are dressing provactively too?? Though honestly I really can't see you in a skirt, however short.

Free--I'm with you on the dinner out. In fact, one of my rules is just one ridiculously expensive meal out where we can dress to the hilt and that's the extent of my roleplay abilities (that I have money).

EG: BHS slips are about as provocative as you're likely to get me.

PS: For the curious......I am "modelling" a pair in one of my profile pics (or at least Dixon is :-)

I only wear suits for funerals (and sometimes weddings) :-)

EG,
Damn, you have me sussed but shhhh, don't tell anyone, i don't think they have realised yet...

As for somewhere to stay, if you are not leaving your room, it could be anywhere in the world.. Just as long as it is clean and you don't get the room key from a vending machine.
But if push come to shove, it would have to be London....like i have to explain why! you need to ave yer bumps felt if yer feel you wanna be anywhere else.
A room with a large walk in shower, big enough for three or four....you never know how things may play out and i find planning for all eventualities tends to pay off in the end.
The hotel, any that is in a solid old building, better soundproofing see...
You don't want a telephone call or a knock at the door from reception at three in the morning cos your noisy sex has disturbed everybody in all the adjacent rooms. Tends to put you off yer stroke!
And for the Sunday before we part, brunch at the Landmark. The Palm court is beautiful, huge Victorian atrium with a glass roof and a pianist playing away.
But more importantly, as much food as you can eat, gonna need the sustanence after all that sex and free flowing champagne, so even if it didn't all go to plan, she will leave and not remember the prior events too well and seem to recall having a brilliant time.
Well, i find champagne far more acceptable to rohypnol......

1) I'm definitely with the 'must get out lots' brigade ... I'd go stir crazy in one room for a whole weekend, and I like to explore especially when visiting uncharted territory! ... so, rule 1, lots of walks.

2) A permanent supply of chilled fizz ... and chocolates (also in the fridge). Rule 2, plenty of fizz and chocolate must be snuck in to the room.

3) The room must be booked with a big bath ... and I mean BIG ... big enough that the two of us can get in and sit comfortably ... ie. you don't have to be a contortionist ... + have a good supply of bubbles ... got to soak those aching legs after all that walking.

4) No long faces allowed (even if your team has lost, again) ... smiles must be worn at all times ;)

5) No clothes allowed once within the confines of the room, apart from only the finest underwear ...

Anything else goes!!

It depends on the mood but if it's a getaway sexcapade it has to be frisky :
1. Wine wine and drinks
2.a lot of laughs and positive energy
3. Ready to go me or my partner anytime anywhere.
4 . obviously naked in the room and when we sleep
5. Make my partner happy by dressing sexy or slutty depending on the occasion and in this case no panties on my trip but he has to dress sharp and have me as the center of his attention
I love to be taking care of and take care of my partner

Are suits actually defined as SEXY? I'd be more inclined to turn my head at a muscle shirt and jeans than a suit and tie (far too stuffy)

Erotic, we have had this conversation before...lol....I am sorry but I love men in suits. However. I do have to admit some men look lovely in casual attire...(sighs)...There is nothing like a man with a nice style, I have to say....(sighs)

FFP: How about a mountain ascetic who thinks he's overdressed in a loin cloth ? :-)

EG: I agree. Why is it that men's so-called "respectable" attire has evolved so little in a hundred years, while women are allowed to wear just about anything they want? All this conventionality is stultifying......but clearly I'm in a minority :-) If I'm ever forced to wear a suit I feel bloody stupid and about as convincing as Jeremy Corbyn at the recent China-Fest :-)

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Badblue,
No long faces....what if your desired partner is equine?
Horses for courses if you pardon the pun.

Skebbie,
Each to there own but i only feel comfortable in a suit,
Would not feel quite as confident wondering round the back streets of east london in a loin cloth as i would in me whistle...
Gotta admit, i'd admire yer balls if you did wear a loin cloth, definitely don't leave much to the imagination.
As a matter of fact, i could probably admire Wilson too!!!

Deb,
I am glad that a waist coat is acceptable now too...
Means us guys are on a level footing when it comes to playing strip poker..

Great blog.

1) Dress to impress. I love seeing a lady in a dress. I am more than happy to wear a suit. I'm normally smart anyway but I am happy to go further and get out the waistcoat. I don't expect it all the time. Say if we're out for a drink, smart is still required.
2) Converse! Work together. I hate spending time with someone who'll barely speak and play on their phone. Chat with each other.
3) I love anything erotic. Sleeping naked. No ifs or buts. Well butts are okay...
4) No games. You're not 12! (I hope not anyway)
5) In out you shake it all about... I'm happy to go out or stay in. An elegant restaurant takes my fancy. A hotel? It has to be something respectful. Not somewhere I would hide a dead body.

Well that last bit ruined the mood. I'll see myself out...

While I like nudity I agree with freeforpleasure. I like to undress a woman or see her undress. That is why I like women to be a little covered up. It plays with my imagination. A woman slowly taking her dress off, she turns around and drops her dress as it slides down her naked body. Hmmm, oh I'm getting carried away, I'll see myself out again...

" i could probably admire Wilson too"

No, Welcum. He's the guy who was Tom Hanks' imaginary friend on the desert island.
Dixon is definitely real and plays Hyde to my Jekyll :-)

Ahh,...my mistake...i get confused when the nurse is late with my medication....
and there was me thinking it must be called Wilson cos it has a big red hand print on it....
Not gonna even go into where you like to Hyde Dixon.....but thanks for the clarification....

OIcpl: I certainly liked what I saw when I was over there. I even thought about selling up in UK and buying a little condo or something that I can use in the Japan winter months. There's something very special about the atmosphere there, and it's such a melting pot between East and West.

I'm sat here at the piano,clad head to toe in sequins and I'm about to play for your listening pleasure " April in Paris ",although if you would like a weekend in that city,I would prefer to go in October so I could take in the Prix De Arc De Triumph at Longchamps race course. ( dinner at the best restaurant in Montmatre afterwards if I back a few winners ! )

Fetch: Funny.....I imagined you more in Elvis-type sequins than the Liberace look. Unless of course you are a "rhinestone cowboy" :-)

OIcpl: If it ever comes to pass, it won't be until my old man has left us. He's the main reason I keep shuttling back and forth to UK. Can't imagine anywhere as expensive as London, though (or poorest value for money.......).

If you PM to my private address I can send you a pic or two of me doing my own summer solstice rite at the local stone circle in Cumbria :-) (And another of me doing the winter one in Japan) They're not uploaded and approved by the site, so can't send them via here.....

I like it when he tells me what he likes and then I try to fulfill his fantasy for him 😍