Yes, I admit it, but it made me giggle. Please add your own:
Mary had a little skirt
with splits right up the sides
and every time that Mary walked
the boys could see her Thighs
Mary had another skirt
twas split right up the front
but she didn't wear that one very often.
12:46 am Sunday, 22nd May, 2016
Old Mother Hubbard
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5:18 am Sunday, 22nd May, 2016
Simple Simon met a Pie Man,going to the Fair,
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6:55 am Sunday, 22nd May, 2016
Mary from the mountain glen,
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9:01 am Sunday, 22nd May, 2016
Suck suck suck a dick gently up and down one and two right near his ass then he will Cum at last |
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8:57 pm Monday, 23rd May, 2016
Hickory dickory dock
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10:51 pm Monday, 23rd May, 2016
Abraham Lincoln was a good old man
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11:30 pm Monday, 23rd May, 2016
Mary had a little watch, she swallowed it one day
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11:39 pm Monday, 23rd May, 2016
Little Boy Blue
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11:40 pm Monday, 23rd May, 2016
ack and Jill went up the hill
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11:42 pm Monday, 23rd May, 2016
Mary had a little lamb
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5:10 am Tuesday, 24th May, 2016
Chrissy.I spent a few years living next door to Alice. Alice ? Alice ? Who the fuck is Alice ? |
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8:48 am Tuesday, 24th May, 2016
Jack and Jill went up the hill
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12:56 pm Tuesday, 24th May, 2016
Mary had a little lamb.Her father is taking legal advice to see if the shepherd has a case to answer. |
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8:40 am Wednesday, 25th May, 2016
Because they could see right up her front |
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9:11 am Wednesday, 25th May, 2016
Jack and Jill decided to go for
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6:21 pm Wednesday, 25th May, 2016
Nursery rhymes look a little childish sometimes |
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6:59 pm Tuesday, 29th November, 2016
Mary had a little lamb, |
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12:14 pm Thursday, 1st December, 2016
Their was a young man from (broadgreen) place in Liverpool! who invented a shagging machine on the 13th stroke the poor thing broke and whipped his balls into cream |
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2:57 pm Thursday, 1st December, 2016
there once was a joiner called keith |
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10:42 am Sunday, 11th December, 2016
Mary had a third skirt it showed her loverly bottom. Every time she took a stride it want her to slip, right on my colum |
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11:18 am Thursday, 15th December, 2016
There was a young man from Torbay |
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8:49 am Thursday, 29th December, 2016
as you could see her cu?? |
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11:03 am Wednesday, 1st March, 2017
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could have some fanny. |
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6:44 pm Friday, 3rd March, 2017
Mary had a little lamb, with feet as black as coal. Every time she saw the farm hand, she tingled in her hole |
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10:35 am Saturday, 18th March, 2017
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2:23 am Sunday, 5th April, 2020
There was a young ladyn |