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Those blocked phone calls.....

11:26 pm Thursday, 17th September, 2015

Ok, so I receive blocked phone calls on occassion. Usually, I don't answer, and when said caller demands to know, at a later date, why I didn't, I very firmly respond: if you don't trust me enough to give me your number, it's a done deal. No trust--no deal.

But. Tonight I answered.

No voice. No whispered words of--anything. I answered--only to hear a man sighing and moaning in ecstasy for several minutes.

Now.

It was quite a turn on, I must admit. A stranger thinking of me while in the midst of delight. Or was it a stranger???

I have no idea, only the memory of the sounds.

How to procede? Do I ask every man who has my number if he was, indeed, the caller in question? or just hope he'll call back?



Comments
2:52 am Friday, 18th September, 2015

For a suitable fee (or payment in kind) I suppose I could arrange to supply heavy-breathing phone calls on a regular basis - or perhaps dom-like intimidation - according to taste. Perhaps a little like Burt Lancaster's analyst in "Local Hero" :-) ??

10:02 am Friday, 18th September, 2015

One of my favorite comedy songs is " It's me again Margaret " by your fellow countryman,Ray Stevens xx

10:59 am Friday, 18th September, 2015

Drop us ya number into my private box .. I lovr that kinda shizzle. ;)

7:53 pm Friday, 18th September, 2015

EG,
i apologise for any distress I may or may not have caused...
I promise i wont wear my Darth Vader mask next time I call.

8:58 pm Friday, 18th September, 2015

I do admit to making a heavy breathing call to an random number last week.
The woman at the other end tried to put me off my stroke by saying "this is the met police, you call is being traced"
But the joke was on her, I have a fetish for women in a police uniform...

6:40 pm Sunday, 20th September, 2015

.....he called back again last night. WHO the heck is he????

9:02 pm Sunday, 20th September, 2015

EG,
There is a caller ID unit which would display the number of a caller, even if withheld.
you can pick them up on the on line purchasing site which rhymes with he may.
Alternatively, get one that will bar all with held numbers.

10:04 pm Sunday, 20th September, 2015

welcum....I have no intention of banning him! I'd just like to be able to call him back and give him similar treatment.

10:20 pm Sunday, 20th September, 2015

The first one will give you his telephone number,
it would be quite a shock for him to get a call back.
For starters,he wont have his cock in his hand when he answers the phone!!!
Good luck in turning the tables

6:18 am Tuesday, 22nd September, 2015

Filthy mind....Moi, really!....you make it sound like a bad thing?

7:03 am Tuesday, 22nd September, 2015

Chocolatelover,
That does dound a little too extreme,
Think i will stick to the mental floss..

11:03 am Tuesday, 22nd September, 2015

No more calls since the second one.....damn. I live in hope.

6:33 pm Tuesday, 22nd September, 2015

Apologies, i have a real sore throat..
Makes the heavy breathing bit a little painful.
However the RSI in my right hand is something that i just have to cope with.

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