Sometimes....You just have to laugh hysterically

6:03 pm Thursday, 17^th December, 2015

Sexual mishaps. Maybe you’ve had one (if so, please share!). Maybe you know someone who has. Stories of what could go (and have gone) terribly wrong abound.

So. In this time of year when most are (or pretend to be) festive and merry, I’ve been told a story that has truly made me giggle every time I think of it.

Here it is (with permission from the owner):

I met a woman at a pub (as you do) and somehow ended up at her bedsit for the night (as you do). All was well and good, and finally we fell asleep. I awoke in the middle of the night, though (as you do) in desperate need of a toilet. Not wanting to creep through an unknown house full of unknown people (who might not appreciate my being there), I was caught in a dilemma. Wait til I could escape in the morning, sneak around the house, or...HEY! there was a sink in the room! A fine idea, in my somewhat still drunken, sleepy state. I got up, headed for the sink, and ahhhh. Relief. As I turned back, a sleepy voice came from the bed behind me.

“I hope you cleared the crockery from the sink first?”

Comments

Welcumdstraction	12:13 pm Friday, 18^th December, 2015 I am sure my friend will not mind me sharing this, too late if she does.. So its not so much a mishap more an error in judgement.. Hotel room, just getting to know each other better on the bed when suddenly the bed parts and we both disappear into the gaping crevass below. A few minutes followed of futile attempts to untangle ourselves from bedsheets with thoughts of the maid arriving much later to find us trapped in a cloth cocoon and hotel management sent to extricate us both. Much giggeling and struggling later, we were free of our bed linen bondage and back on top... The bed that is, back on top of the bed shagging.... But now with shoes and clothes preventing the bed from moving again. And the moral of this story, Don't stay at medium cost business hotels in chingford,
funlife0	7:05 pm Saturday, 19^th December, 2015 It could have been worse had the fire alarm gone of as you 'held your bum over the sink' Which is what happened once, in a hotel 'on the job' and the fire alarms go of.......what do you do ? ignore 'ah its a false alarm' or head for the door?
Fetch1	6:03 am Sunday, 20^th December, 2015 My dear cousin Harry.6 feet four inches, 17 stone ,Financial Director of the company and an awesome Second Row Forward for a major Rugby Club in his day,had a heart attack and died whilst coupled with his PA. The poor girl was trapped under him and you may imagine her embarrassment when help finally arrived. At his funeral,there was a deal of tut-tutting by the more strait-leced members of the family,whilst the rest of us,raised a glass to him later and intoned " Good Old Harry ! I hope I go like that ! "
Fetch1	4:56 am Monday, 21^st December, 2015 Deborose. It doesn't matter if you haven't any amusing stories about sexual mishaps,my lovely.Just as long as you have laughed a lot and enjoyed the fun ,which I am confident you have ! xxx
funlife0	9:18 pm Monday, 21^st December, 2015 Well visualised Miss V I dont think you would be the first or last one. Blame the sweetcorn I say.......or something
Fetch1	6:01 am Tuesday, 22^nd December, 2015 With regard to bodily functions during moments of intimacy, all I will say is, it's Xmas so beware of Brussels Sprouts !!!
Welcumdstraction	7:10 am Tuesday, 22^nd December, 2015 Can we limit bodily functions to just trumping during the act please... I am still having bad dreams about some bint that wanted me as her toilet slave and that wasn't for me to live in her bathroom and hand her scented fanny wipes and offer a spray of aue de toilette... Any guy that is a gent should, to save the ladies blushes, ignore the event and not lose his stride... When one lets a ripper go, It is not acceptable to pull the covers over your partners head to make them suffer the foul stench, also known as a Dutch oven.. This happened to a friend when she first had sex with a guy she was dating... Needless to say she didn't date him after that point. Really, actions like that are not acceptable, they are like a dwarf with learning problems.. Its not big and its not clever!!!!
funlife0	9:11 pm Tuesday, 22^nd December, 2015 I thought you was going to say any gent would.........live in the bathroom and hand them toilet wipes ha !
Welcumdstraction	9:12 pm Thursday, 24^th December, 2015 Shymike, Would you like the holy hand grenade now?
tbpalicklick	2:29 am Sunday, 21^st February, 2016 img src="imagesadultemoticons011.gif"

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