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8:41 pm Wednesday, 6th December, 2023

Question: What is the difference between oral and anal sex?brbrbrAnswer: Oral sex makes your day and Anal sex makes your whole weak.brbrbrQuestion: Why is sex like math?brbrbrAnswer: You add a bed,..

8:08 pm Wednesday, 29th November, 2023

I'm told women love a guy with a huge dickbrbrbrWell I may not have 12 inches, but it kinda smells like a footbrbrbrA flat chested midget asked me to spunk on her boobs in 30 mins timebrbrbr.i told..

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2:58 pm Tuesday, 28th November, 2023

catching something.


you know how they sat when the palm of your hand itches you are going to get something? but if your crotch itches, it means you already got it.


Dick’s is merging with Big..

6:08 pm Friday, 24th November, 2023

This time of year we pay tribute to our forefathers.brRemembering these brave men and women. brThey sought freedom from tyranny, freedom of religion and overbearing tax burdens. They went..

10:32 pm Wednesday, 22nd November, 2023

It is said that God made the world. Yes, that’s right, you can now become known as a Lord of the Rings.A journalist is interviewing a director of a well-known company. The journalist asks:– How many..

9:53 pm Wednesday, 22nd November, 2023

So, ladies are you really looking for adventure, kinky sex, an extra marital affair, a playpartner, something on the side, fun that nay lead to something regular or more? Me too! I'm a caring..

11:06 pm Thursday, 16th November, 2023

I asked a girl in the bar “have you ever had a macaw on your left shoulder?”“No” she replied.“Have you ever had a parrot on the other shoulder?”“Nope” she said.“Open your mouth” I said…. “ I bet..

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9:35 pm Sunday, 12th November, 2023

Talking to a friend yesterday who said ,"My husband and I do everything together and we've been married 12years. We go on vacation together, out to eat , long weekend dates - everywhere. We're so..

11:01 pm Friday, 10th November, 2023

"Will you marry me?" Is a marriage proposal. "Will, You, Mary, Me" is a foursome proposal. brbrbrbrbrThe woman opposite the road from me called me a pervert earlier, I don't know why!..

2:40 pm Friday, 3rd November, 2023

What does my new girlfriend and a mosquito have in common?brThey will both stop sucking if you slap them.brbrbrAre you claustrophobic?brCuz I’ll be sitting on your face tonight.brbrbrIn my mind,..

2:40 pm Friday, 3rd November, 2023

What does my new girlfriend and a mosquito have in common?brThey will both stop sucking if you slap them.brbrbrAre you claustrophobic?brCuz I’ll be sitting on your face tonight.brbrbrIn my mind,..

10:32 pm Thursday, 2nd November, 2023

Two h00kers are ready to start their nights.brOne of them smiles and says, “I can already tell this is gonna be a great night, I can smell d1ck in the air!”brThe other one looks at her and says, “No,..

8:12 pm Tuesday, 31st October, 2023

If you're camping and you hear someone breathing heavily and you realize there arm is wrapped around you and they are quietly singing in your ear "Let's get physical", - it ain't..

9:17 pm Saturday, 28th October, 2023

1st condom's“I recall my first time with a condom, I was 18 or so. I went in to buy a packet of condoms at the pharmacy. There was this beautiful woman assistant behind the counter, and she could see..

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4:22 pm Wednesday, 25th October, 2023

The therapist asked my wife why she wanted to end our marriage. She said she hated all the constant Star Wars puns. I look at the therapist and said, 'Divorce is strong with this one!




My bio says..

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6:59 pm Saturday, 14th October, 2023

How do you know a mechanic has a girlfriend?brHe has two clean fingers.brbrbrbrI started a nightclub for men with erectile dysfunction. brIt was a total flop, and nobody came.brbr..

1:56 am Friday, 13th October, 2023



What squirts and then afterwards leaves you tired once are finished playing with it? A garden hose!




What is green, glowing and brings Superman to his knees?
An alien prostitute!




What did..

2:23 pm Tuesday, 10th October, 2023

The King of England and Stormy Daniels pass away on the same day, and an angel explains that there is only one space in heaven left for the day.brbrbrThe angel asks if there’s any reason Stormy..

4:03 pm Monday, 9th October, 2023

What do Disney World and V*agra have in common?brbrbrBoth make you stand around for over an hour and wait for a two-minute ridebrbrbrHow do you circumcize a redneck hillbilly?brKick his younger..

6:32 pm Thursday, 5th October, 2023

Husband: The doctor said I can touch myself whenever I want. Wife: No, he said you could have a stroke at any time.brbrbrbrbrHow does a wiener go camping? In a Wiener-bago.brbrbrbrbrDid you hear..

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