Question: What is the difference between oral and anal sex?brbrbrAnswer: Oral sex makes your day and Anal sex makes your whole weak.brbrbrQuestion: Why is sex like math?brbrbrAnswer: You add a bed,..
I'm told women love a guy with a huge dickbrbrbrWell I may not have 12 inches, but it kinda smells like a footbrbrbrA flat chested midget asked me to spunk on her boobs in 30 mins timebrbrbr.i told..
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you know how they sat when the palm of your hand itches you are going to get something? but if your crotch itches, it means you already got it.
Dick’s is merging with Big..
This time of year we pay tribute to our forefathers.brRemembering these brave men and women. brThey sought freedom from tyranny, freedom of religion and overbearing tax burdens. They went..
It is said that God made the world. Yes, that’s right, you can now become known as a Lord of the Rings.A journalist is interviewing a director of a well-known company. The journalist asks:– How many..
So, ladies are you really looking for adventure, kinky sex, an extra marital affair, a playpartner, something on the side, fun that nay lead to something regular or more? Me too! I'm a caring..
I asked a girl in the bar “have you ever had a macaw on your left shoulder?”“No” she replied.“Have you ever had a parrot on the other shoulder?”“Nope” she said.“Open your mouth” I said…. “ I bet..
2 commentsTalking to a friend yesterday who said ,"My husband and I do everything together and we've been married 12years. We go on vacation together, out to eat , long weekend dates - everywhere. We're so..
"Will you marry me?" Is a marriage proposal. "Will, You, Mary, Me" is a foursome proposal. brbrbrbrbrThe woman opposite the road from me called me a pervert earlier, I don't know why!..
What does my new girlfriend and a mosquito have in common?brThey will both stop sucking if you slap them.brbrbrAre you claustrophobic?brCuz I’ll be sitting on your face tonight.brbrbrIn my mind,..
What does my new girlfriend and a mosquito have in common?brThey will both stop sucking if you slap them.brbrbrAre you claustrophobic?brCuz I’ll be sitting on your face tonight.brbrbrIn my mind,..
Two h00kers are ready to start their nights.brOne of them smiles and says, “I can already tell this is gonna be a great night, I can smell d1ck in the air!”brThe other one looks at her and says, “No,..
If you're camping and you hear someone breathing heavily and you realize there arm is wrapped around you and they are quietly singing in your ear "Let's get physical", - it ain't..
1st condom's“I recall my first time with a condom, I was 18 or so. I went in to buy a packet of condoms at the pharmacy. There was this beautiful woman assistant behind the counter, and she could see..
2 commentsThe therapist asked my wife why she wanted to end our marriage. She said she hated all the constant Star Wars puns. I look at the therapist and said, 'Divorce is strong with this one!
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How do you know a mechanic has a girlfriend?brHe has two clean fingers.brbrbrbrI started a nightclub for men with erectile dysfunction. brIt was a total flop, and nobody came.brbr..
What squirts and then afterwards leaves you tired once are finished playing with it? A garden hose!
What is green, glowing and brings Superman to his knees?
An alien prostitute!
What did..
The King of England and Stormy Daniels pass away on the same day, and an angel explains that there is only one space in heaven left for the day.brbrbrThe angel asks if there’s any reason Stormy..
What do Disney World and V*agra have in common?brbrbrBoth make you stand around for over an hour and wait for a two-minute ridebrbrbrHow do you circumcize a redneck hillbilly?brKick his younger..
Husband: The doctor said I can touch myself whenever I want. Wife: No, he said you could have a stroke at any time.brbrbrbrbrHow does a wiener go camping? In a Wiener-bago.brbrbrbrbrDid you hear..
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