Two h00kers are ready to start their nights.
One of them smiles and says, “I can already tell this is gonna be a great night, I can smell d1ck in the air!”
The other one looks at her and says, “No, no, I just burped.”
A man wearing nothing except a hat on his crotch is lying on the beach. A woman walks by him and coyly asks, “Isn’t a gentleman supposed to lift his hat when he sees a lady?”
The man replies, “Believe me, the hat would’ve lifted itself if you looked anything like a lady.”
What can a girl tell her boyfriend to make him feel both happy and sad at the same time?
“You have the biggest d*ck of all your friends.”
Now that I'm grown, I wonder what my mom and dad did to fight boredom before the internet. I asked my 14 siblings and none of them knew either.
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