The therapist asked my wife why she wanted to end our marriage. She said she hated all the constant Star Wars puns. I look at the therapist and said, 'Divorce is strong with this one!
My bio says that I have a corner office with views of the entire city, drive a $500,000 vehicle, and I'm paid to travel. You should see my my dates' faces when I tell them I'm a bus driver!
'Do you know what the difference is between toilet paper and a shower curtain?' 'No' 'So, it was you!'
Nurse: 'We need a stool sample and a urine sample.' Old man to his wife: 'What did she say?' Wife to husband: 'They want your underwear.'
Husband: 'When I die, I'd like to die making love.' Wife: 'At least we know it'll be quick!'
The woman opposite the road from me called me a pervert earlier, I don't know why! Knowing she likes bird watching I asked her if she'd like to come over and have a look at my twelve finches.
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5:19 pm Wednesday, 25th October, 2023
I’m interested 😍 |
Nonsmoker Dom looking for nonsmoker submissiveslav e within 70 milé radius of Milton Florida.
