The King of England and Stormy Daniels pass away on the same day, and an angel explains that there is only one space in heaven left for the day.
The angel asks if there’s any reason Stormy Daniels should be let in over the King. “Other than me being a good person, these are some of god’s best work,” Stormy Daniels says while lifting her shirt and flashing the angel.
Quietly, the King chugs a whole bottle of gatorade, walks to the bathroom and comes back silently. The angel says “Sorry Stormy, the King takes it.” Enraged, Stormy Daniels asks why. “Because even up here, a Royal Flush beats a pair – no matter how big the pair is.”
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A husband asks his wife, “Why don’t you ever tell me when you’re having an org@sm?” She replies, “Because you don’t like me calling you when you’re at work.”
What’s the last thing they give Tickle Me Elmo before he leaves the factory?
Two test tickles.
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