brbrbrbrChapter 17 - The London Bird. Capital loss.brbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrOut of the blue I picked her up in my taxi about 8 years ago, her and a female friend. Dressed in black, a cheeky..
5 commentsChapter 16 - Buttman vs The Woker. Superheroes are real.brbrbrbrbrbrbrLong ago they had been friends, the very best of friends, black-garbed flatmates guarding the twin pillars of honesty..
2 commentsbrbrChapter 15 - The Great Pretender. Who do you think you are.brbrbrbrbrbrbrOh-o no I'm not the great pretender, a rubbish one and I have the photos. I mince to unconvince in the privacy of me..
4 commentsbrbrChapter 14 - Wakeling. Any restaurant.brbrbrbrbrbrbrFirst album I ever bought was from Ray's old music shop in the nearest town. I'd got some birthday money burning a big hole in me pocket,..
1 commentsChapter 13 - InterStella. Previous small-timer now massive.brbrbrbrbrbrbrI'm global now. You can forget yer small-time shenanigans, I'm charley big bananas. There are plans afoot to translate my..
4 commentsChapter 12 - Wheels On Fire, rolling down the road.brbrbrbrbrbrbrCars. Can't be arsed really and I've always hated clarkson. I'm the captain and the pilot, I don't need to know how it all works and..
brbrChapter 11 - What's wrong with your wife? Like we've got time for that.brbrbrbrbrWe're going back to my ex-wife (not literally jebus!) who in reality I'm still married to, although I'd rather not..
7 commentsbrbrChapter 10 - My Very Own Stalker. Woo ten chapters, another millstone.brbrbrbrbrI guess you know you've really made it when you've been stalked. Real stalking must be an awful and terrifying..
Chapter 9 - Freer as a Bird. Nine chapters? Yeah like he knows nine words.brbrbrbrbrbrbrOK bit of background for those who couldn't be arsed reading chapters 1-8 and like me, may be wondering who I..
10 commentsbrbrbrChapter 8 - D*ddy Issues. Hey Dad I've written a blog about you.brbrbrbrbrI've got daddy issues. Not in some pervy fantasy ooh daddy way, you know the sort of filth you'd get back if you typed..
3 commentsChapter 7 - The Nearly TentbrbrbrbrbrBunny was from over the road. This is his story.brbrbrbrbrWe stayed with another family for 18 months when mum left dad, with me and me sister in tow...
Chapter 6brbrbrYer in luck. Despite my blog being officially the least liked and most boring blog of all time ever, I'm writin another chapter. No really.brbrbrI wrote chapters 1-5 back in January,..
2 commentsChapter 5 - Used To Fancy GirlsbrThere's loads of stuff you didn't want to know in here. See chapters 1-4.brbrbrAlways fancied girls. The long hair, pretty face, teats and ass and stuff. They always..
1 commentsChapter 4 - My Wife's ThingsbrbrbrEver dressed up in your wife's clothes without her knowledge? No? Never mind. I split with my wife about 6 years ago after 18 years together, a mutual parting. We..
6 commentsbrbrChapter 2 - My Dad's Girlfriend. This is gonna be great!!brbrbrRight, my dad. My parents split up when I was four, my mum brought me and my sister up on her own in the nineteen seventies,..
3 commentsI think this is where it all really started. The boots. Apart from 1 incident which we'll deal with first....at the age of about 6, I remember seeing my mum's bra hanging in the wardrobe, and being..
3 commentsHello I'm Stella. I'm new. Never blogged before, but we all gotta start somewhere.brbrbrI may have posted sillynasty comments about your pictures, or be about to. If you feel insulted or you don't..
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