Chapter 13 - InterStella

Chapter 13 - InterStella. Previous small-timer now massive.






I'm global now. You can forget yer small-time shenanigans, I'm charley big bananas. There are plans afoot to translate my blogs into a thousand languages on a hundred different planets, or so my agent said when I was giving him all that money. Total Stella saturation, they're even gonna put me on the side of a special bus. The world's my boyster when I used to be intergirls, funny how it's all turned out now I've hit the big time.


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Speaking of boys(+40) and worlds, it would appear that I've been unceremoniously dumped by someone whom I thought the world of, so I'm back in the dating game. You'll probably believe it when I say this ain't the first time in my life this has happened, I'm trying to be a big gurl about it and not sit around sobbing like a total crybaby. I can talk about it yeah I'm alwrite, sometimes it doesn't work out the way you wanted it. I want a crossdresser partner in my life and I know that the right person doesn't always tick all the right boxes. At fifty-two I'm too old to feck about and I don't want to waste anybody's time least of all mine. If your inbox is suddenly full of hello babys and stupid poems you know that for once I'm not just having a laugh




The best remedy is surely to get back on the horse, or to be precise the fellow transvestite. See what I did there, I don't do real girls anymore oh no, all that moaning does your head in. I'm not into hairy or manly but I'm not looking for a woman, I'm on a mission to to find someone to share my time with, not just a dressing/fecking partner but an actual partner. I guess I'm after someone who's a bit like me only more feminine and convincing, doesn't really narrow it down and I don't want a one-night thing unless it goes really badly. Mind you they're all one-night stands until the second date, let's just both be honest about what we want.




I've been enjoying writing lately although it's just more of the same, we do what we do. Since my work is, as my daughter says "a bit niche" I do intend to expand my resume at some point, find something for everyone yeah I can't wait either. Still there's nowt wrong with a bit of niche, if you're reading this Ruby Nav***ro I'm a big fan and not exactly tall either. Let's hope my portuguese translator isn't having another siesta, the lazy b*stardo.




And what's all this blog of the month stuff? I know I've not been exactly pulling it out lately but I did used to try. But get this I'm such a sap, I thought it was who wrote the best blog that month no seriously I actually thought that and I used to check and see who'd won. No Stella it doesn't work like that you're on the wrong site, we'd like a bit of depth and creativity in our blogs thanks come back when you've got 10000 views and not just when you think you're on form. Bugger. No one takes me seriously and it's me own fault, I've campaigned all my life towards that goal.




I mean, to get that many views and likes these blogs were obviously written thousands of years ago on stone tablets. Are the authors still alive? About 100000 views some of em have, jebus. My blogs have about ten views and nine of them are me. There can't be that many people on the site surely, there's usually about four. Maybe that's just when I'm on, now I understand. Or maybe they just look at their own stuff over and over and over and over and over and over again. Scary, who'd do that, time for the men in the white coats. In years from now when I'm dead and I've got that many views and I win BOTM I demand that my family is taken care of.




I'm going to do porn in the next chapter. Not with a live webcam or anything, what I mean is I'm going to write about it. Porn has been so massive in my life, it's about time I tried it with a pen in me hand instead of a pecker. It might not be the chapter that gets published next because it'll be a gargantuan job, I'll probly finish 2 or 3 others whilst I work on it, seriously. I'm not sure that I can cover porn in one chapter of a blog, certainly not all the porn I've enjoyed but we'll get there somehow.




Chapter 13 unlucky for everybody, this blog's about nothing. It's about me of course, I made out like the last one was about cars and the one before that about wives, but all the blogs have just been an excuse for me to gob off in public. Or would be if anyone read em, no worries I haven't read the classics yet either. A tiresome stream of childish one-liners but that's how I talk, see my pictures for the real comedy.






Love, Stella X

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