You know you're from Somerset when…
.....You thinks Bath's a big city
.... You can tell sheep from goats
.... You know why to avoid Bridgwater
.... You think Bristol is 'up north'
.... The..
One night i drove over to my girlfriends flat that she shared with her sister(who i realy fancied) to be greeted by my girlfriends naked sister telling me how much she wanted me to fuck her there and..
FOUND THIS CUSTOMER REVIEW FOR VIBRATING BUTT PLUG ONLINE VERY FUNNY
On my first use, the flanges at the base broke off during intercourse, so the entire thing wound up going inside. My..
After having been told my danglies (American: "dingle-berries") looked like an elderly rastafarian I decided to take the plunge and buy some of this as previous shaving attempts had only been mildly..
2 commentsBeing a loose cannon who does not play by the rules the first thing I did was ignore the warning and smear this all over my knob and bollocks. The bollocks I knew and loved are gone now. In their..
16 commentsFrom time to time will post odd little thoughts that cross my mind or things that make me roar :)..
44 year old male, have stubble,some times a beard and one of the unclean a smoker but have a wicked sense of humour!
