READ THIS AND THOUGHT OF YOU ALL

lol, never worried me, but then..... I don't have a cock or bollocks!! well at least not the last time I checked...) pmsl GG xx

brilliant i know it isn't funny at the time to you but it did make me laugh,think i will keep to shaving
and thanks for your advice.john

Thanks for your interset in this blog but its not me that used it just fond it and thought it would be fun to share it with you all. pmsl.

LOL.... Are you sure now bod????? really???? I mean, Come on..... I can see you squinting or is it wincing in one of your pics..... although I will admit it must have been a while ago seeing as you have the natural sexy look now! pmsl.....

img src="imagesadultemoticons022.gif" burning googlies rofl!!!!!!

NOW COME ON GG play nice lol

I always play nice..... but surely naughty and nice go together? Not had any complaints about being naughty in the past..... but thats because I do it nicely!!

By the way... if you wish to experiment with bdsm.....Might I suggest a raw ginger root butt plug as opposed to a sprout as suggested in your other blog? Sprouts do go mushy very quickly hun?

pmsl....might make your eyes water a little though....



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NOW GG ANY MORE OF THAT AND I WILL HAVE YOU OVER MY KNEE FOR A REAL SPANKING. roflimg src="imagesadultemoticons012.gif"

LMAO have you not read my profle???

What is it they say? Oh yeah! that's right!

Don't Dom the Domme!!!!!!!!!!!

If spanking is a choice delight, might I recommend a riding crop with a whisper of tiger balm just to make your buttocks a little hotter.... a bit like the veet effect only on the outside!

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LMAO YOU SAY IN PROFILE you like a man to be a MAN :)img src="imagesadultemoticons008.gif"

OK OK Fair play..... How's about I find us a little girly plaything and we can take it in turns spanking her? After all, life is all about compromise.....

On saying that.... You will have to wait your turn as she would be mine first..... rofl img src="imagesadultemoticons016.gif" GG xx

Hmmmmmm now thats a realy nice idea when and where GG lol x img src="imagesadultemoticons012.gif"

Blimey charlie! Give a Domme a bloody chance.... there's not that many willing floozy's on here!

(well not that want to share or have sloppy seconds...lol)

Ok so criteria for a willing floozy.....

1) Must be short sighted

2) Must have a well-padded arse

3) Must be mute ( can't have screams waking up neighbour's dog)

4) Must be prepared to be paid from penny jar with a maximum fee of 75pence

5) Must have own teeth and hair and not need ironing prior to use

Guess that narrows down the search......... PMSL

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Ummmm right ok but are you sure!!!!! 75pence is nearly a weeks wage round here would a pound of potatoes and a egg be enough as we still barter round here in the sticks pmsl. ximg src="imagesadultemoticons001.gif"

Lol if you in the sticks too does that not mean we can just get one of the old hags they intend to burn on the weekend and flog her instead?

As for 75pence, if that's too costly suggest you sell yourself a few times to make up the odds.... I reckon 3 sales ought to earn you at least 15p and I will donate the 60p from my money jar.... lol

By the way..... are you called bod because of the old TV series or is it something t do with the shape of your privates? pmsl

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I am like bod in the tv series as i just bimble around doing my own thing and as for selling my self think i would only get a small turnip as the old hags make more then me. pmsl.

lol its probably because the old hags have no teeth and can give a very smooth but hard edged blow job!! img src="imagesadultemoticons019.gif"

Turnip.... Hmmmmm I would need at least a large carrot or preferably a decent sized courgette... unless you are suggesting the turnip could be used as a butt plug?

May want to attach a string to it though, as once it goes in and pops past the first point it may well disappear....

not too keen on the thought of an A&E trip for turnip removal!!! eeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwww



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