One night i drove over to my girlfriends flat that she shared with her sister(who i realy fancied) to be greeted by my girlfriends naked sister telling me how much she wanted me to fuck her there and then. Well i turned on my heal and started to walk out only to be greeted by my girlfriend throwing her arms around me and telling me how silly she was even thinking that i would even think about fucking her sister and that thy had set this up to test me.
The moral of this tale is allways keep you condoms in your car and not in your wallet. 
44 year old male, have stubble,some times a beard and one of the unclean a smoker but have a wicked sense of humour!
