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9:52 pm Sunday, 1st March, 2015

A few years ago when I didn't have quite as many grey hairs or wrinkles, I got talking to a colleague at work.
The conversation proceeded with the general chit chat as expected, good weekend? See..

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10:15 pm Thursday, 11th December, 2014

Ho Ho Ho!!!

It's that time of year again when goodwill is spread around the world and presents are given by a fat bloke who can't be bothered to shave, to all the good boys and girls of the world...

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12:33 pm Saturday, 1st November, 2014

Now I've been here a while (probably far too long) and I've read lots of blogs (probably far too many). In that time I think I must have read a blog about virtually every physical action possible...

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11:34 am Saturday, 4th October, 2014

But if you try sometimes well you just might find
You get what you need.........."

So said Messrs Jagger & Richards. In a moment of clarity from their dazed & confused rock'n'roll minds, did they..

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9:13 am Sunday, 17th August, 2014

"You know you don't have to act with me, Steve. You don't have to say anything, and you don't have to do anything. Not a thing. Oh, maybe just whistle. You know how to whistle, don't you, Steve? You..

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8:19 pm Wednesday, 13th August, 2014

Are you a believer?

No I'm not talking about being a fan of some smarmy faced teen pop star who couldn't even hit a cow's arse with a banjo, let alone strike the right note on a half decent..

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2:42 pm Sunday, 6th July, 2014

I’m an average bloke (with an average name) and as such I assume I receive an average amount of interest from the women of this site. If I’m correct then this means approximately 1 mail from new..

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4:42 pm Sunday, 8th June, 2014

"The Older you get,the more you realise that no one has a fucking clue what they're doing.
Everyone's just winging it!"

I saw this the other day and it made me laugh out loud (yes a real lol!) But..

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7:06 pm Tuesday, 22nd April, 2014

How much do you put of yourself on show?

I'm not talking physically. Not talking pictures on your profile or even those sent privately. I'm talking information about you.

You find someone you like,..

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6:15 pm Friday, 7th March, 2014

For those people that didn't know today was National Go Commando Day in aid of MCAC (Male Cancer Awareness Campaign).
Not wanting to be a party pooper I got out my camouflage gear, painted my face..

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5:03 pm Sunday, 2nd February, 2014

"I wish that I knew what I know now,
When I was younger

I wish that I knew what I know now,
When I was stronger"

As The Faces sang on the 1973 song Ooh La La. So thinking about it what do you wish..

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9:34 pm Tuesday, 1st October, 2013

So now the second hand bookstores of the country are being deluged by a tidal wave of well thumbed copies of 50 Shades and every supermarket bookshelf is groaning under the weight of erotic fiction,..

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7:23 pm Friday, 27th September, 2013

Recently there has been a lot of blogs about people being rude, insulting and just damn right nasty to other members of this site. I’m pleased to say for each one of these blogs countless people have..

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7:52 pm Friday, 6th September, 2013

She walked slowly towards him and finally he felt the touch of her lips on his. Her hands reaching into his hair, pulling him closer so their lips kissed with unbridled passion, their tongues..

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9:12 pm Wednesday, 21st August, 2013

So there I was waiting for another boring, crappy day to end when 1 of my colleagues wandered over...
"I've gotta tell you" he said "women in boots get me really wild and horny!"
Slightly shocked by..

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2:21 pm Thursday, 15th August, 2013

This never happened to him ……
He lay there and thought …… No this never happened to him!!

Minding his own business, reading and enjoy a pint after work was when he first heard her. The tap, tap,..

7:09 pm Monday, 12th August, 2013

So as you can see from my profile (if you've bothered to read it?) I'm new to this and still a bit green around the gills. However saying that I'm enjoying the site and chatted to some really nice..

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11:17 pm Monday, 15th July, 2013

First time Blogger ...... Hopefully creating a half decent read,stimulating a few thoughts and maybe raising a few smiles. Time will tell if i'm any good?..

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Same Old Joe .. Definitely older & maybe wiser?


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