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pThe importance of a good respectful conversation can never be underestimated, it can make the difference between success and failure. xp


Chat me, how did you meet the person who devirginized you, and what was the scenario just before the deed?


pWell I didn’t realize how many ladies are actually quite naughty and them being interested in a certain type of picture of a certain thing on my body! (My hole) ladies I don’t mind sharing the love for you if you want xxp


piIf your submission comes with conditions, is it really submission or just controlled surrender?ip


I’m needing an amazingly sexual encounter. I am single for the first time in over 40 years and I’m ready to find somebody new.


pOjalá el administrador de la página pueda dejar precios asequibles a membresías para uno conocer aum más personas p


Hi! I'm really new to this and shy and I have no idea where to start. I would love to go out to events but I'm too nervous, especially to go myself.


pSo.. has anyone else gone to check a profile and found that someone had copy and pasted your bio? Cause that’s both weird and kind of flattering in a confusing way 😂p


pTengo pareja pero son relaciones  intimas  busco mujer para exporadico y quien sabe si con tu ayuda meterá a ella entre nosotros  y hacer trio soy discreto p


pYou heard about a usa army who's also a mistress?ppYou must know that am a strict woman and I mean businessp


pI just wanna lick pussy and ass while your slobbering all over my cock,then I wanna bury him in your quim,then your ass..p

Barbara

What about sitting on my face

by Barbara at 2:23 am Wednesday, 20th November, 2024

Barbara

Hey

by Barbara at 2:22 am Wednesday, 20th November, 2024

Mistress Amanda

Hit me up

by Mistress Amanda at 7:27 pm Tuesday, 19th November, 2024

MaddyNickels

Hello

by MaddyNickels at 7:12 pm Tuesday, 19th November, 2024

YourlittlepetDoll

Wanna lick mine??

by YourlittlepetDoll at 3:32 pm Tuesday, 19th November, 2024

Lewisesther

Message me

by Lewisesther at 2:33 pm Tuesday, 19th November, 2024

GIVEURNUMBER

Message me? 😗

by GIVEURNUMBER at 10:14 am Tuesday, 19th November, 2024


pSeeking a female , Hispanic perfected to try a threesome for a married couple in our 30’s CALIFORNIA SGV AREA. 626p


pEspero tener una buena relación con ciertos miembros y hacer una buena amistad para didisfrutar de nosotros sexualidad p


I am new on here seeking for soulmate and the right man to settle down in life with no lies and games...I am hoping to hear from you so we will take our time and know more about each other and see what the future holds for us..

Chris

Tie me up 🙌

by Chris at 1:58 pm Monday, 18th November, 2024


Failure is often just as important and impactful as success, so don't beat yourself up over it. Do everything you commit to with your whole heart and watch how it all works out. #DontGiveUp


pSo, meeting up with a lovely lady, who thinks she can dominate me, well okay, let the games begin haha xp

Honeycomb

I’m down… 🙌

by Honeycomb at 10:27 pm Sunday, 17th November, 2024


pවයිෆ්ටයි හස්බන්ටයි  දෙන්නටම කටට දීලා , වයිෆ් ඉස්සරහ එයාට පෙන්න හොදට පයිය උරන්න ආස හබීලා ඉන්න   කපල් ඉන්නවද. I have one bisexual,  two cuckold and 2 threesome experience මම  bisexual boy age 26p


pAnyone looking for a meet up I'm free today let me know. Maybe we can have a little fun see what happens p

Lee

I’m available now 👋

by Lee at 2:51 pm Sunday, 17th November, 2024


pThis is crazy Alot of people say one thing but ain't bout it for real where my smoke and chill women atp


pEvery inch of me screams 'expensive.' Make sure my bank account matches my vibe. Pay up, pigs.p


pAny ladies interested in meeting up with me tomorrow afternoon for naughty shenanigans? 🤔😘p


pIt's the end of the year. Get ready for the biggest black Friday event coming up. Submissives are invited ❤️. Hit me up if you are interestedp

Needafreakyf

Can I join in? 😏

by Needafreakyf at 3:43 pm Saturday, 16th November, 2024


pLooking to meet with a couple this weekend for MFM fun. Let's meet for a drink and get to know each other and get comfortable before we have get down and dirty p


My demeanor is naturally sensuous, erotic, teasing, playful and experienced, but never mistake my nurturing nature for weakness, because I equally love to turn up the strictdemandingcondescendinghumiliating side when the mood strikes.


Why do so many people like others who live states or oceans away? Why are so many young women interested in old men. Mind you the advantage of an old guy is that they will die in short order, but a young person full of energy and life will soon get bored with their elderly suitor. That said I have seen many beautiful women on here, but just wonder if they are hoping all of the old guys are wealthy? In a way it makes me a bit defensive, but as someone who hasn't had a date in 47 years I am interested in getting to know people and see who they really are. If you just list sexual preference they you miss out on attracting someone who would be meaningful to the real you. This is my first venture online and I admit it is fun just to see how people present themselves. I'm short, fat and hairless, but do own a yacht. Just being funny. That's my nature.

Gifty

Yes please!

by Gifty at 2:39 am Sunday, 17th November, 2024

Her_Majesty

You don’t sound like you want to be saved though lol,how about a trip on the yatch,you seem fun

by Her_Majesty at 11:53 pm Saturday, 16th November, 2024

Sex

So sexy! 😜

by Sex at 10:15 pm Saturday, 16th November, 2024

Am matured

by AdultAffaire at 3:38 pm Saturday, 16th November, 2024

Message me? 😗

by AdultAffaire at 3:38 pm Saturday, 16th November, 2024

Jessicaparker

Such a tease 🔥

by Jessicaparker at 11:25 am Saturday, 16th November, 2024

Grace

HOT 🔥

by Grace at 10:31 am Saturday, 16th November, 2024


pHi guys , i hope you're doing great. Just here in my corner, yes I'm new here, wanna catch me?p


pSpent the morning limbering up with some light stretches and practices some new Shabari ties.Any rope bunny’s want to join me so I can put these binds to good use. Experience or first timers welcomep


pI got off this app because I was the only one serious about meeting. No one else was serious. Everyone else are here. There’s a robot.p


Exploring the profiles on here has been so much fun as the people are so different. I have been out of the dating scene and my wife turned conservative after we were married so I missed out on that aspect of the social scene. She had extensive fun prior to marriage and I was bust working day and night running a known company. Later I had lots of opportunity to play since I was in a position where beautiful women would invite me back to their places often, but it wasn't worth the risk as my wife said there would be no second chances. That doesn't mean that I didn't have a wild imagination. Now I am single again and open to safe adventures, mostly of the nautical nature.

Emilytaylor

Wanna chat?

by Emilytaylor at 5:10 am Saturday, 16th November, 2024

SweetManda

Message me

by SweetManda at 1:19 am Saturday, 16th November, 2024

PassionateCyclist1989cd

Hello

by PassionateCyclist1989cd at 6:36 pm Friday, 15th November, 2024

Alegre346

Wanna chat?

by Alegre346 at 2:14 pm Friday, 15th November, 2024

marlenalven

i will be happy to hear from you soon

by marlenalven at 12:03 pm Friday, 15th November, 2024

RadiantSkateribjech

Lock me up 🔏

by RadiantSkateribjech at 8:15 am Friday, 15th November, 2024


New to the site and area, looking to meet new friends and more, any recommendations on where to explore, restaurants to try, or something off the wall? I'm game!


pWhere the submissive women that will bow down and worship the ground I walk on, im a 👑p


pEn busca de una mujer con ideas claras que busque compartir momentos en la cama con un chico joven cañerop


p"The most important thing is to enjoy your life–to be happy–it's all that matters." pdivdiv


so if we met and we were having fun and getting freaky and i said would you be offended if i fucked your asshole.. what is the right answer to that question, not yes or no. If your answer is id be offended if you didnt fuck my ass hole then your my kind of girl

Shellyrita

Message me

by Shellyrita at 1:20 am Friday, 15th November, 2024

Shellyrita

I’m available now 👋

by Shellyrita at 1:20 am Friday, 15th November, 2024

Aja Lin

That's naughty 😂

by Aja Lin at 6:07 pm Thursday, 14th November, 2024


I'm seriously sorry that I even got on this site at this point. I don't think there is anyone actually real.


pI need looking for best friend, a lover and soulmate who will be a blessing that my entire being is very thankful for 🥹😍p


pWere both very  hor#y just talking about this and  see if we get our fantasies accomplished;) what kinda pictures are we alloto uploupload on here, p


Alguna aventurera por la Safor que quiera disfrutar de este mal tiempo? yo cocino y después nos comemos!


I'm sure it's true. I manage to achieve a lot of what I aspire to. I try to think positively and go to my goal. I have a calm character, I easily forgive insults, and rarely enter into conflict situations. I like to spend time reading, or for cooking some kind of culinary masterpiece.


pHola qué tal? Que les parece una juntada antes de las fiestas, una comida ,la hora es cuestión de organizarla. por lo menos para conocernos entre todos.  p


pSometimes the perfect Mistress isn’t in your locale or there are limitations that prevent you from seeing her in person. Let’s get to know each other online and I will bend you to my will.p

juniper

w what

by juniper at 3:25 am Wednesday, 13th November, 2024


pSeeking female for mutual exploration. I am not novice and previously been trained and served. You do not have to be necessarily an experienced Top if you want to explore together. p


pHi from mistress Kendra, looking forward to meet a submissive sub to collar in this lifestyle.p


pEsa sensación de coqueteo en una conversación! Con una persona que apenas la conoces Cuando estás con una mujer mayor de 30 ! Y que después los 2 coincidan para tener una mórbida cogida ! No tiene precio 👅🫦p


pCurvy big tits f and sexy big cock m befordshire couple looking for a couple to explore new things with. Interested then pm us look forward to hearing from youppbrp


I'm new to the site and looking for friends and fun in Southern Ontario. I look forward to meeting some great new people! :)

Hanna pussy

I’m available now 👋

by Hanna pussy at 2:22 pm Monday, 11th November, 2024

Hanna pussy

Wanna chat?

by Hanna pussy at 2:22 pm Monday, 11th November, 2024


well, am new to this site and i really don't know how to use it....am looking for someone who is going to be caring

Alex Love

Count on me 👋🏻

by Alex Love at 9:01 pm Sunday, 10th November, 2024

Alex Love

😍😍😍

by Alex Love at 9:01 pm Sunday, 10th November, 2024

Thick8inchtavi

I can be very caring for u if u want

by Thick8inchtavi at 4:21 pm Sunday, 10th November, 2024


pOne time offer and exclusive for the next three hours to all you filthy mucky dirty stinking sketty sluts out there , im gonna let you get your laughing gear round my giggle stick and im not gonna charge you! Im not greedy so first cum winner takes all! 😎💪🏻🤙🏻p

SparklingEnthusiast779bf1

😍😍😍

by SparklingEnthusiast779bf1 at 10:26 pm Saturday, 9th November, 2024

bellacute41

Perfect 👌

by bellacute41 at 3:08 pm Saturday, 9th November, 2024


pI have been into bdsm lifestyle for 10 years now and I’m experienced looking for a sub on here are you willing?❤️❤️❤️p


pHola acabo de buscar esta experiencia y encontre este lugar, como configuro mi interes de distancia cerca? Ģracias y suerte en sus busquedas jajap