1)...Did you just fart? Because you just blew me away!
2)...Are your parents retarded? Because your very special!
3)...My love for you is like Diahorea...I just can't hold it in!
4)...Is there a..
Hi,we were told today that we can now video chat,so thats great.
We both look forward to getting to know you all better in the chat rooms.
We won't be on any type of schedule, so we will see you..
Hi all,Dai is a birthday boy today..Why not drop in to say hello and wish him a nice sexy birthday wish for his special day?
I'll be seeing him later,so i'll be giving him lots of little..
....You just HAVE to have it again & again.!..lol
Here is a little story of something both unexpected and delicious that happened to me a while ago....i just wanted to share it with you..
Hi there,
Firstly.....How do you get a guestbook on your profile? We've been trying for days,since we started on here,but we can't seem to be able to open one.
Secondly...why do they call them..
Well hello there,
Thanks for taking to time to stop by and read our blogs. We are both hoping you like what you see so far. I just wanted to put a few thoughts on here, and you give all an insight..
"Hi Honey...boy what a day it has been!...I ache ALL over...I need a bath & a good massage!"..I hear you say as you come in from the world.
I run the bath for you,putting some of your favorite..
Have I told you lately that i love you?
Have I told you just how much i care?
If I have'nt,then i'm sorry,
for it's a busy life i lead each day.
It sometimes means I've little time,to the things i..
Hi there fellow bloggers & visitors..
Imagine yourself travelling to various places,& seeing these genuine signs dotted throughout your travels.
1...A Cocktail in Norway:
LADIES ARE REQUESTED NOT..
It's a short day at the office today,& i decide to go home early for a change,& surprise you.On the way home i stop off at the store & buy some fresh Strawberries & cream,along with a nice bottle of..
A long time ago,before wet met,i got a text out of the blue..It was from a friend of mine whom i had been close with over a good period of time.
In it it said..."Hi,wot ar u doin 2nite?...i'd like..
Hi there again.
I got this from a friend,& it just cracked me up!
I laughed my ass off to this one!! Enjoy!
The Lone Ranger & Tonto were riding across the open plains when suddenly,Tonto jumps..
Hi there,
I'm wondering how soon into meeting someone do you begin to talk about sex?
If you've met someone for the first time,does the subject of sex come up in the conversation early on,or would..
Hi there....
I got this from a lady friend of mine,& i thought that it was hilarious! I hope that you like it too..?
The Lords prayer:....the female version!...lol
MY VIBRATOR...which brings me..
Hi there everybody,welcome to our new profile and blog.
Keep an eye out for some sexy stories coming up...some true...some fictional.
We'll leave it to you to guess which ones are..
