1)...Did you just fart? Because you just blew me away!
2)...Are your parents retarded? Because your very special!
3)...My love for you is like Diahorea...I just can't hold it in!
4)...Is there a mirror in your knickers? Because I can see myself in them!
5)...Your body reminds me of a Spanner...everytime
i think of you,my nuts tighten up!
6)...You might not be the best looking girl here..
but beauty is only a light-switch away!
I never use chat up lines,because i think they are cheesey, and i'm crap at telling them...What do YOU think of chat up lines,have you used them and did they really work?
Dai..XX
