Hi there fellow bloggers & visitors..
Imagine yourself travelling to various places,& seeing these genuine signs dotted throughout your travels.
1...A Cocktail in Norway:
LADIES ARE REQUESTED NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN IN THE BAR.
2...At a Budapest Zoo:
PLEASE DO NOT FEED THE ANIMALS.IF YOU HAVE ANY SUITABLE FOOD,GIVE TO THE GAURD ON DUTY.
3...A Doctors office in Rome:
SPECIALIST IN WOMEN & OTHER DISEASES.
4...An information leaflet about using the air conditioning,in a Japanese hotel.
COOLES & HEATES: IF YOU WANT CONDITION OF WARM AIR IN THE ROOM,PLEASE CONTROL YOURSELF.
5...In a Nairobi restaurant:
CUSTOMERS WHO FIND OUR WAITRESSES RUDE,OUGHT TO SEE THE MANAGER.
6...On the grounds of an Irish school yard:
NO TRESSPASSING WITHOUT PERMISSION.
7...In a restuarant in Dubai:
OPEN SEVEN DAYS A WEEK,& WEEKENDS TOO.
8...The best bar in Tokyo:
SPECIAL COCKTAILS FOR THE LADIES,WITH NUTS.
9...A hotel in Japan:
YOU ARE INVITED TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THE CHAMBERMAID.
10...In the lobby of a Moscow hotel,sited across from a Russian Orthodox cemetary.
YOU ARE WELCOME TO VISIT THE CEMETARY WHERE MANY FAMOUS RUSSIAN & SOVIET COMPOSERS,ARTISTS,& WRITERS,ARE BURIED DAILY,EXCEPT THURSDAYS.
11...A hotel in Zurich:
BECAUSE OF THE IMPROPRIETY OF ENTERTAINING GUESTS OF THE OPPOSITE SEX IN THE BEDROOM,IT IS SUGGESTED THAT THE LOBBY BE USED FOR THIS PURPOSE.
12...An advertisement by a Hong Kong Dentist:
TEETH EXTRACTED BY THE LATEST METHODISTS.
13...A laundry in Rome:
LADIES,PLEASE LEAVE YOUR CLOTHES HERE,& SPEND THE AFTERNOON HAVING A GOOD TIME.
14...A tourist agent in The Czech republic:
TAKE ONE OF OUR HORSE-DRIVEN CITY TOURS,WE GAURANTEE NO MISCARRIAGES.
15...An advertisement for Donkey rides in Thailand:
WOULD YOU LIKE TO RIDE YOUR OWN ASS?
16...On a box of a clock-work toy in Hong Kong:
GAURANTEED TO WORK THROUGHOUT IT'S USEFUL LIFE.
17...On an airline ticket in Copenhagen:
WE TAKE YOUR BAGS,& SEND THEM IN ALL DIRECTIONS.
& finally...
18...In a Japanese cemetary:
PERSONS ARE PROHIBITED FROM PICKING FLOWERS FROM ANY,BUT THEIR OWN GRAVES.
Have a great weekend to all of you,
have fun & keep smiling!
Hugs,
D. XXX
