I am down to earth, I don't ask for a lot from life, I like keep it simple. I am, easy going, respectful and considerate, tell it how it is and have a sense of humour.
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| Gender | Male | |
| Age | 61 | |
| Location | UK, England: Buckinghamshire, Simpson | |
| π Sexuality | Straight | |
| π» Gender Expression | Masculine | |
| π Ethnicity | White / Caucasian | |
| π Personality type | INTJ | |
| π Relationship status | In a relationship | |
| β Star Sign | Leo | |
| π¬ Smoke | Yes | |
| π· Drink | Socially | |
| π Drugs | No | |
| π½οΈ Diet | Other | |
| π‘οΈ Safe Sex | Sometimes | |
| π€Έ Exercise | Regularly | |
| π Meet At | My place | |
| π Height | 5ft 8in (173 cm) | |
| β Body Type | Average | |
| ποΈ Eye colour | Blue | |
| π± Hair Colour | Gray | |
| 𦡠Body hair | Smooth | |
| π¨ Tattoos | I've got some | |
| π Piercings | Never! | |
| ποΈ Body Modifications | Never! | |
Stuart
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10:41 pm Saturday, 31st August, 2024
Depressed, bored so going to have a walk. |
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Stuart
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10:11 am Tuesday, 8th January, 2019
Unexpected Hospital appointment cancelled, so, now got a day off. Anyone for coffee? |
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Stuart
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12:53 pm Saturday, 5th January, 2019
Man-flu Looking for Nurse /PA for tlc and help with inbox , while feeling severely under the weather. |
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Stuart
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5:52 pm Wednesday, 14th June, 2017
Time My time here is running out, while it's been fun and there have been good times, have not been able to find my regular fwb, so pardon the pun, any interested party please apply here. |
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Stuart
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2:05 pm Thursday, 27th December, 2018
Time And now the end is near, and so I face my final curtain, my friends I saw it through, of which I'm certain, to try and ignite a spark in a passionless existence, but alas as of yet the lights are on but no-one's home and so I pray. |
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10:08 am Sunday, 9th December, 2018
Dear Santa In the words of mere mortals! are those who are interested always miles away? Would like one one saucy lady close enough for sexy fun and frolics, as, free time is limited. That is all I want for Christmas. please Santa could You make this wish come true? |
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Stuart
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6:50 pm Monday, 10th December, 2018
So I'm ugly. no oil painting, so I've been told. However, Willy still stands proud, so put a paper bag over my head, that way , imagination could take over and I could be just another face in the crowd, but at least you'd get your pleasure. |
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9:31 pm Monday, 12th November, 2018
Fantasy or reality I would like to drizzle oil onto your breast,massaging it in slowly, round and round, avoiding contact with your nipples, but, hopefully making them hard, perky and erect, then turn you over and pouring oil on each buttock rubbing, stroking and squeezing, with a little running between your legs, onto your pussy and.......? |
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Stuart
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11:21 am Saturday, 10th November, 2018
Oh dear Bored to tears, keep knocking on doors, but, no-one wants to come round to play. Going to be one of those days, I do believe, hey-ho. |
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Stuart
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6:24 pm Saturday, 10th November, 2018
Tonight Can accommodate, cook dinner and give breakfast, if anyone wants to try a middle-ager. |
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10:48 am Sunday, 14th October, 2018
bored There's only so many movies to watch so need something else to occupy time. Any ideas? |
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12:03 pm Saturday, 13th October, 2018
Winks, favourites and profile views Ladies, whilst I much appreciate all of the above, it really winds me up, when, notifications arrive and are instantly deactivated before any response can be made. So please, would you be kind enough to message, as a response could be more forthcoming. Thankyou. |
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3:28 pm Saturday, 18th August, 2018
Me I'm not rude or abusive, not scared of rejection, I'm no six pack hunk, Greek adonis a Chippendale or perfect oil painting but an ordinary feet on ground pleb, Shrek like ogre. |
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Stuart
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6:58 pm Saturday, 4th August, 2018
tattoo Not the usual question on here, but could do or rather need an artist to draw a design of the tattoo, that's in my head/ |
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Stuart
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12:15 pm Saturday, 4th August, 2018
Later Dinner, drinks and sex, in that order this evening? Interested |
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Stuart
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2:05 pm Saturday, 8th September, 2018
Question Would anyone take pity on a poor little morsel, who hasn't had any form of intamacy for 7 years, apart from the use of those things on the ends of your wrists, if you know what I mean? |
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Stuart
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8:00 am Saturday, 15th September, 2018
coffee I not quite sure why I am still on here. I would like a coffee and and chat with a fair maiden, but, according to diary entries, all men are sleaze-bags, pervs, time-wasters, impolite and general low-lives. So therefore it would be a pointless invite. |
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Stuart
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9:00 pm Tuesday, 11th September, 2018
Manners Has the day come when politeness, courtesy and consideration gone out the window? Manners are another thing, but the beauty of them are, they're free and easy to give, which for the most part can actually make you feel good, but it seems that being the nice guy these days is no longer hip, so maybe it's time to change. |
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7:55 pm Wednesday, 12th September, 2018
Kids What is it with your grown kids? As soon as you mention the s-e-x word, they, say " Daaaad, don't want to know or don't even want to think about you doing it, you're too old" Answer, " How do you think you arrived into this world" Moral- We all have needs, no matter your age and right now I know what I need. |
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6:31 pm Sunday, 30th September, 2018
Schizo Think I'm going to go schizophrenic, like Jekyll and Hyde, on one side it's going to be Mr Nice Guy, on the other, Mr McNasty, getting fed up with undesirables after one thing that isn't sex. |
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10:19 pm Sunday, 22nd July, 2018
Profiles Please add to profiles, as it is so disconcerting to see blank spaces. |
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Stuart
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5:48 pm Friday, 3rd August, 2018
Wishful thinking. A blow job would feel really good now, after a days hot, sweaty, days work, but hey-ho, one can all but dream. |
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Stuart
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5:10 pm Wednesday, 28th September, 2016
Winks Why, be winkd at and be favourited and then have a inactive profile that can't be viewed? I see it as, pointless and winds me up as surely, the best course of action, would be drop a message saying, HI if nothing else? |
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Stuart
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1:34 pm Saturday, 17th September, 2016
dinner Anyone want to share my Beef Bourginon tonight and may be more? |
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Stuart
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12:12 pm Sunday, 31st July, 2016
Sunday roast dinner and an afternoon of fun and frolics anyone? |
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Stuart
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10:52 am Saturday, 20th August, 2016
Messages Is it so hard to reply to a message? Just a thank you but no thank you will do. All messages to me are answered, it's only common curtesy and manners are free! |
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Stuart
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6:39 am Friday, 27th May, 2016
weeend Home alone this weekend, chains are off, lets get naughty. |
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Stuart
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4:20 pm Sunday, 29th May, 2016
Today Bored, home alone, need cheering up |
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Stuart
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10:58 pm Tuesday, 5th July, 2016
Saturday Ladies, looking for a meet with a home cooked dinner thrown in on Saturday. |
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Stuart
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11:58 am Sunday, 10th July, 2016
Today I'm bored, anyone want to chat about the mundane get a gripe of their chest? |
| 4:02 am Friday, 22nd November, 2024
Hi anything interesting planned for the weekend?I'm Lea Bannard look me up x |
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| 1:01 pm Wednesday, 28th August, 2024
Hiya from across the pond |
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| 9:32 am Wednesday, 28th August, 2024
You are vision of beauty to behold.π |
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| 9:46 am Wednesday, 28th August, 2024
Care to chat |
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| 9:46 am Wednesday, 28th August, 2024
Care to chat |
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| 9:45 am Wednesday, 28th August, 2024
Care to chat |
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| 9:45 am Wednesday, 28th August, 2024
Care to chat |
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| 9:45 am Wednesday, 28th August, 2024
Care to chat |
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| 9:45 am Wednesday, 28th August, 2024
Care to chat |
