- Stuart

Swinger Stuart (Male) from UK, Simpson

I am down to earth, I don't ask for a lot from life, I like keep it simple. I am, easy going, respectful and considerate, tell it how it is and have a sense of humour.

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Stuart Personal Details
Gender	Male
Age	61
Location	UK, England: Buckinghamshire, Simpson
🌈 Sexuality	Straight
🚻 Gender Expression	Masculine
🌎 Ethnicity	White / Caucasian
🎭 Personality type	INTJ
💞 Relationship status	In a relationship
⭐ Star Sign	Leo
🚬 Smoke	Yes
🍷 Drink	Socially
💊 Drugs	No
🍽️ Diet	Other
🛡️ Safe Sex	Sometimes
🤸 Exercise	Regularly
🏠 Meet At	My place
📏 Height	5ft 8in (173 cm)
⌛ Body Type	Average
👁️ Eye colour	Blue
👱 Hair Colour	Gray
🦵 Body hair	Smooth
🎨 Tattoos	I've got some
💍 Piercings	Never!
🖌️ Body Modifications	Never!

Recent status updates
Stuart	10:41 pm Saturday, 31^st August, 2024 Depressed, bored so going to have a walk.
Stuart	10:11 am Tuesday, 8^th January, 2019 Unexpected Hospital appointment cancelled, so, now got a day off. Anyone for coffee?
Stuart	12:53 pm Saturday, 5^th January, 2019 Man-flu Looking for Nurse /PA for tlc and help with inbox , while feeling severely under the weather.
Stuart	5:52 pm Wednesday, 14^th June, 2017 Time My time here is running out, while it's been fun and there have been good times, have not been able to find my regular fwb, so pardon the pun, any interested party please apply here.
Stuart	2:05 pm Thursday, 27^th December, 2018 Time And now the end is near, and so I face my final curtain, my friends I saw it through, of which I'm certain, to try and ignite a spark in a passionless existence, but alas as of yet the lights are on but no-one's home and so I pray.
Stuart	10:08 am Sunday, 9^th December, 2018 Dear Santa In the words of mere mortals! are those who are interested always miles away? Would like one one saucy lady close enough for sexy fun and frolics, as, free time is limited. That is all I want for Christmas. please Santa could You make this wish come true?
Stuart	6:50 pm Monday, 10^th December, 2018 So I'm ugly. no oil painting, so I've been told. However, Willy still stands proud, so put a paper bag over my head, that way , imagination could take over and I could be just another face in the crowd, but at least you'd get your pleasure.
Stuart	9:31 pm Monday, 12^th November, 2018 Fantasy or reality I would like to drizzle oil onto your breast,massaging it in slowly, round and round, avoiding contact with your nipples, but, hopefully making them hard, perky and erect, then turn you over and pouring oil on each buttock rubbing, stroking and squeezing, with a little running between your legs, onto your pussy and.......?
Stuart	11:21 am Saturday, 10^th November, 2018 Oh dear Bored to tears, keep knocking on doors, but, no-one wants to come round to play. Going to be one of those days, I do believe, hey-ho.
Stuart	6:24 pm Saturday, 10^th November, 2018 Tonight Can accommodate, cook dinner and give breakfast, if anyone wants to try a middle-ager.
Stuart	10:48 am Sunday, 14^th October, 2018 bored There's only so many movies to watch so need something else to occupy time. Any ideas?
Stuart	12:03 pm Saturday, 13^th October, 2018 Winks, favourites and profile views Ladies, whilst I much appreciate all of the above, it really winds me up, when, notifications arrive and are instantly deactivated before any response can be made. So please, would you be kind enough to message, as a response could be more forthcoming. Thankyou.
Stuart	3:28 pm Saturday, 18^th August, 2018 Me I'm not rude or abusive, not scared of rejection, I'm no six pack hunk, Greek adonis a Chippendale or perfect oil painting but an ordinary feet on ground pleb, Shrek like ogre.
Stuart	6:58 pm Saturday, 4^th August, 2018 tattoo Not the usual question on here, but could do or rather need an artist to draw a design of the tattoo, that's in my head/
Stuart	12:15 pm Saturday, 4^th August, 2018 Later Dinner, drinks and sex, in that order this evening? Interested
Stuart	2:05 pm Saturday, 8^th September, 2018 Question Would anyone take pity on a poor little morsel, who hasn't had any form of intamacy for 7 years, apart from the use of those things on the ends of your wrists, if you know what I mean?
Stuart	8:00 am Saturday, 15^th September, 2018 coffee I not quite sure why I am still on here. I would like a coffee and and chat with a fair maiden, but, according to diary entries, all men are sleaze-bags, pervs, time-wasters, impolite and general low-lives. So therefore it would be a pointless invite.
Stuart	9:00 pm Tuesday, 11^th September, 2018 Manners Has the day come when politeness, courtesy and consideration gone out the window? Manners are another thing, but the beauty of them are, they're free and easy to give, which for the most part can actually make you feel good, but it seems that being the nice guy these days is no longer hip, so maybe it's time to change.
Stuart	7:55 pm Wednesday, 12^th September, 2018 Kids What is it with your grown kids? As soon as you mention the s-e-x word, they, say " Daaaad, don't want to know or don't even want to think about you doing it, you're too old" Answer, " How do you think you arrived into this world" Moral- We all have needs, no matter your age and right now I know what I need.
Stuart	6:31 pm Sunday, 30^th September, 2018 Schizo Think I'm going to go schizophrenic, like Jekyll and Hyde, on one side it's going to be Mr Nice Guy, on the other, Mr McNasty, getting fed up with undesirables after one thing that isn't sex.
Stuart	10:19 pm Sunday, 22^nd July, 2018 Profiles Please add to profiles, as it is so disconcerting to see blank spaces.
Stuart	5:48 pm Friday, 3^rd August, 2018 Wishful thinking. A blow job would feel really good now, after a days hot, sweaty, days work, but hey-ho, one can all but dream.
Stuart	5:10 pm Wednesday, 28^th September, 2016 Winks Why, be winkd at and be favourited and then have a inactive profile that can't be viewed? I see it as, pointless and winds me up as surely, the best course of action, would be drop a message saying, HI if nothing else?
Stuart	1:34 pm Saturday, 17^th September, 2016 dinner Anyone want to share my Beef Bourginon tonight and may be more?
Stuart	12:12 pm Sunday, 31^st July, 2016 Sunday roast dinner and an afternoon of fun and frolics anyone?
Stuart	10:52 am Saturday, 20^th August, 2016 Messages Is it so hard to reply to a message? Just a thank you but no thank you will do. All messages to me are answered, it's only common curtesy and manners are free!
Stuart	6:39 am Friday, 27^th May, 2016 weeend Home alone this weekend, chains are off, lets get naughty.
Stuart	4:20 pm Sunday, 29^th May, 2016 Today Bored, home alone, need cheering up
Stuart	10:58 pm Tuesday, 5^th July, 2016 Saturday Ladies, looking for a meet with a home cooked dinner thrown in on Saturday.
Stuart	11:58 am Sunday, 10^th July, 2016 Today I'm bored, anyone want to chat about the mundane get a gripe of their chest?

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Stuart	1:01 pm Wednesday, 28^th August, 2024 Hiya from across the pond
Stuart	9:32 am Wednesday, 28^th August, 2024 You are vision of beauty to behold.🙂
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Swinger Stuart (Male) from UK, Simpson

Depressed, bored so going to have a walk.

Unexpected Hospital appointment cancelled, so, now got a day off. Anyone for coffee?

Man-flu Looking for Nurse /PA for tlc and help with inbox , while feeling severely under the weather.

Time My time here is running out, while it's been fun and there have been good times, have not been able to find my regular fwb, so pardon the pun, any interested party please apply here.

Time And now the end is near, and so I face my final curtain, my friends I saw it through, of which I'm certain, to try and ignite a spark in a passionless existence, but alas as of yet the lights are on but no-one's home and so I pray.

Dear Santa In the words of mere mortals! are those who are interested always miles away? Would like one one saucy lady close enough for sexy fun and frolics, as, free time is limited. That is all I want for Christmas. please Santa could You make this wish come true?

So I'm ugly. no oil painting, so I've been told. However, Willy still stands proud, so put a paper bag over my head, that way , imagination could take over and I could be just another face in the crowd, but at least you'd get your pleasure.

Oh dear Bored to tears, keep knocking on doors, but, no-one wants to come round to play. Going to be one of those days, I do believe, hey-ho.

Tonight Can accommodate, cook dinner and give breakfast, if anyone wants to try a middle-ager.

bored There's only so many movies to watch so need something else to occupy time. Any ideas?

Winks, favourites and profile views Ladies, whilst I much appreciate all of the above, it really winds me up, when, notifications arrive and are instantly deactivated before any response can be made. So please, would you be kind enough to message, as a response could be more forthcoming. Thankyou.

Me I'm not rude or abusive, not scared of rejection, I'm no six pack hunk, Greek adonis a Chippendale or perfect oil painting but an ordinary feet on ground pleb, Shrek like ogre.

tattoo Not the usual question on here, but could do or rather need an artist to draw a design of the tattoo, that's in my head/

Later Dinner, drinks and sex, in that order this evening? Interested

Question Would anyone take pity on a poor little morsel, who hasn't had any form of intamacy for 7 years, apart from the use of those things on the ends of your wrists, if you know what I mean?

coffee I not quite sure why I am still on here. I would like a coffee and and chat with a fair maiden, but, according to diary entries, all men are sleaze-bags, pervs, time-wasters, impolite and general low-lives. So therefore it would be a pointless invite.

Schizo Think I'm going to go schizophrenic, like Jekyll and Hyde, on one side it's going to be Mr Nice Guy, on the other, Mr McNasty, getting fed up with undesirables after one thing that isn't sex.

Profiles Please add to profiles, as it is so disconcerting to see blank spaces.

Wishful thinking. A blow job would feel really good now, after a days hot, sweaty, days work, but hey-ho, one can all but dream.

Winks Why, be winkd at and be favourited and then have a inactive profile that can't be viewed? I see it as, pointless and winds me up as surely, the best course of action, would be drop a message saying, HI if nothing else?

dinner Anyone want to share my Beef Bourginon tonight and may be more?

Sunday roast dinner and an afternoon of fun and frolics anyone?

Messages Is it so hard to reply to a message? Just a thank you but no thank you will do. All messages to me are answered, it's only common curtesy and manners are free!

weeend Home alone this weekend, chains are off, lets get naughty.

Today Bored, home alone, need cheering up

Saturday Ladies, looking for a meet with a home cooked dinner thrown in on Saturday.

Today I'm bored, anyone want to chat about the mundane get a gripe of their chest?

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