If you've reading this you have got this far...take a few more seconds to read on... Not sure if you need a one liner or a John Grisham novel about me to arouse your interest.
So here goes, I am traveller, swashbuckler, rogue, swinger, cunni-lingusist of note, phantom nipple tweaker and all round nice guy. For those into the fine art of cuckolding, I am a broadminded and clean clean bull with experience looking for a couple seeking heady sexual cuckolding. Adicted to Travel and sex.
Suffice to say I would like to play. I would like to have more than a hit and run association with you, however as a global traveller the best I can offer is email webcam conversations from some distant shore, as way of an intoduction. The rules, the want to meet and how we move from here are all decisions you need to make.
As indicated I am currently working abroad and I am in Port Elizabeth this weekend, but the company is relocating me to set up a new division in.....
Drum roll please ... Wait for it
SWINDON
Lets chat about your Swinging Swindon Experience and if anyone would care to introduce me to the Swindon community, it would be appreciated.
My nickname is because I believe most women; probably prefer a "cunning tongue" in more ways than one.
I think I am easy on the eye, funny and intelligent guy who is rapidly beginning to wonder if there are any genuine sexy people out there who genuinely want some fun...?
I've been a Single Male Swinger (reason being I travel over 200 000 Airmiles a year and never around long enough to maintain a long term relationship) and met some nice people. Played with the odd one or two. Equally had some shocking experiences for which I'll probably need therapy for in years to come. However, the elusive, hot, open minded, Bi female (or Holy Grail as she's also known!) has thus far eluded me. I'm sure you're out there somewhere.... am I just looking in the wrong places?
Not sure of what you are looking for maybe this guide will help. So ladies and couples while I recommend going for the perfectly age matured HUNK (Moi) on a daily basis, it is true that mastering some newer models can make getting your recommended daily allowance of hunk at home or out - whenever you happen to want it -- a lot more doable.
Maybe this guide will assist you in choosing the right cut:-
Your choice of prime man sized meat will depend on a number of factors; the biggest one being whether you’re a flavour person or a texture person. If you like flavour, it’s softer on your palate, but for those that like texture, the heat in your cooking equipment does matter.
For those of you who’ll need to marinate, remember to be careful about over marinating. Too much marinating might lead to a soggy mess, before you can get it into oven. We all know how limp glazed over cuts of meat need to rinsed off and are to be put to one side until ready for use.
Either way, follow these guidelines.
Acquire man-sized cuts more than one inch thick.
Look for a marble hard cut of meat if you’re going for instant gratification ala MacDonald’s Beefcake Burger in the drive thru.
Try to get cuts of even thickness.
Thick round cuts need to be marinated longer.
Ribs and loin are more suited to the eye-candy appetisers.
Tight Buns are a good garnish to your appetisers
Some cuts are tender, succulent and melt in your mouth.
Add excitement to your delectable dish by requesting some Tongue, I recommend the Cunning brand.
Weather you dine out, take-away or consume your hunk at home you will be asked “How do you want it” you have several mouth watering and toe curling options dependant on your needs and taste.
Very rare: Hot on the outside, raw on the inside and the meat will be sort of wobbly. Final timing should be 100 min.
Rare: Red, cool to warm centre and the meat will be soft and spongy. Final timing should be 120 min.
Medium rare: Red, warm centre and the meat will have a springy firmness. Final timing should be 126 min.
Medium: Hot, pink centre and the meat will have a less springy firmness than medium rare. Final timing should be 135 min
Medium well: Slight colour, cooked throughout and the meat will feel firm. Final timing should be 145 min.
Well done: The meat is gray-brown throughout and very firm and unyielding. Final timing should be 160 min.
Gratification
It can take some practice when learning to extract maximum gratification from your hunk, but it is worth it. Here are some steps to get you started.
Get your hunk to let you reach room temperature before attempting any gratification.
Ensure that your Hunk is trimmed. Some prefer the strips about ¼-inch others like the strip of 1½-inch then there are those who only like smooth Hunk. Demand it!
Enjoy your Hunk with a drink, however too much may impair the performance of the product and your enjoyment.
Preheat the mood to as hot as you can get it then reduce the heat to the proper setting for extended basting and enhanced gratification.
Proper mood enhancement is vital. Oil (Extra Virgin may not be an option here) should be applied to the surfaces you intend cooking on extra gratification.
Packaging is important, as the gratification factor is directly proportional to the initial package presentation.
Use a trusted verified brands of Hunk as imitations may include CheatingSpouse, Nuts, Noshow and other irritants.
When in doubt ask others who have tried the product and verified it.
If all of this seems familiar then perhaps you are ready to try Déjà vu- The Next Instalment.
This dish is safe for Vegans, provided you don’t swallow, it contains all the same delectable ingredients your man-eating sisters love and devour with relish.
This recipe was brought to you by ThatDamMan Industries purveyors of the world famous Cunning Tongue and other ManBrands for the delight of woman and select couples. Our products consist of 100% pure Gentleman. Accept no substitutes.
Disclaimer
Instalment facility approval is subject to standard needs and wants criteria and National Coital Act requirements as well as standard granting of entry criteria. Swingers know when to swap. Swinging only for persons 18 years & older. This Sex appeal is not a registered charity yet, but you can still give generously. Whilst there are no expectations of sexual gratification, any pleasure received may be habit forming and cause feelings of joy, orgasm, ejaculation and other sexual euphoria related symptoms, if in doubt consult your therapist andor partner. This limited time offer is only open to Couples and Ladies. Names and places may be changed to protect the innocent involved.
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| Gender | Male | |
| Age | 58 | |
| Location | UK, England: Wiltshire, Swindon | |
| 🌈 Sexuality | Straight | |
| 🌎 Ethnicity | White / Caucasian | |
| 🚬 Smoke | No | |
| 🍷 Drink | Socially | |
| 💊 Drugs | No | |
| 🛡️ Safe Sex | Always | |
| 📏 Height | 6ft 2in (188 cm) | |
| ⌛ Body Type | Athletic | |
| 👱 Hair Colour | Black | |
| 🦵 Body hair | Shaved | |
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We can chat in the Chat Room? |
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| 1:39 pm Sunday, 26th May, 2013
We can chat in the Chat Room? |
