About Me:
The psychiatrist R. D. Laing believed that you can trace character back to conception, that the person you are could be conditioned by the fuck that made you. My parents were both teenagers, it was just an urgent sex thing, a dumb, stupid, pointless fuck. which certainly explains a lot.
Ambitions:
To make me and everyone around me happy. to have everything i have ever wanted or will want. Do anything it takes to live and leave a beautiful, erotic, adventurous, fulfilling story behind. Failing that a solid gold house and the title Empress of the universe wouldn't be too shabby.
Turn Ons:
In many ways itβs all about attitude and a sense of humour. I do love a mans hands, i like hard worked yet slender skillful hands, oh my god it turns me on so much. I love strong defined shoulders, a slender yet thick back. They have to have sensual lips, a strong jaw and of course thick gorgeous hair. Admittedly that all comes a distant second to just having somebody whose idea of romance isn't pulling out early so they can cum on your face. Obviously in the fairer sex I look for something different, usually somebody who you can hang out with, is not judgemental and who wont steal all your things.
Turn Offs:
Ignorance, genital warts, clowns.
Likes:
Batman, Colourful Socks, Dogs, Cats, Guy Hands, Horror Films, Intellect, Make-up, No Limit Texas Hold 'Em, Stand-up Comedy, bad telly, strong coffee and cigarettes.
Dislikes:
Being alone, stupidty, early mornings, waking up, being disappointed, being hurt, liars, animal cruelty, sudden movements, confusion, violence, bad music, politics, fakes, stuff in my food, gamergirls(they're so catty). People who assume that I want to get together with them, or that I'll hand out my e-mailMSN address like it's a free hotcake (No, I don't want to fuck you. No, I don't want to see your dick or show you my bits on webcam. Get some class, and some respect). Superstitions (religion, magic, horoscopes, psychics, etc), Pseudo-science (homeopathy, nutritionists, etc), Trash novels (Twilight, The Time Traveller's Wife, etc)
Scariest thing:
Being stuck tied down whilst the reanimated corpse of Jeremy Beadle lurches towards you, being unable to move or even let out a scream as he paws at you with his undead withered hand.
Seeking CD / Trans, Couple, Female, Male
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| Gender | Male | |
| Age | 48 | |
| Location | UK, England: Warwickshire, Leamington Spa | |
| π Sexuality | Bisexual | |
| π Ethnicity | White / Caucasian | |
| π¬ Smoke | Yes | |
| π· Drink | Socially | |
| π Drugs | Sometimes | |
| π‘οΈ Safe Sex | Sometimes | |
| π Meet At | Your place | |
| π Height | 6ft (183 cm) | |
| β Body Type | A few extra pounds | |
| π± Hair Colour | Black | |
| 𦡠Body hair | Shaved | |
| Friends | selincdselinUK, niteblade, sammymac2013, infinity12t5, shashaxxcddj, Drew1804, jimvanilla, marhes1, Nimbosuzy, topsey69, tank1982a, witchboy1, witchboy2, sexybum17, Jonaki1, sheridanwayne, Manboy67, paulr3005, Matthew199, davespanking1, oldgoth | |
| 9:21 am Sunday, 21st January, 2024
Iβm totally dyslexic however you have the most stunning profile I have ever read |
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| 9:08 am Sunday, 21st January, 2024
Totally wow , stunned at your profile, would love to meet you . Iβm also a result of a random fuck |
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| 12:36 am Friday, 23rd September, 2022
2 super heroes in 1 x you're my wonder woman as well as a super girl x wow x |
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| 11:21 pm Wednesday, 27th October, 2021
Your are Beautiful, Intriguing & Arousing!!! It would be my honour to meet or converse with you. |
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| 5:16 pm Friday, 7th May, 2021
Love to get inside your panties darling xxx make passionate love to you |
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| 12:39 am Wednesday, 3rd September, 2014
we are so close with you..i am goibg mad when i think you are si close but i cant reach you |
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| 12:38 am Wednesday, 3rd September, 2014
you are si cute..would love to kiss ur lips till the sun rise |
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| 11:51 pm Sunday, 11th May, 2014
hi hun, you are gorgeous..i also live in leamington spa.. |
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| 9:42 am Sunday, 21st January, 2024
spelling mistakes how can I PM you |
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| 9:31 am Sunday, 21st January, 2024
That pic is as hot as fuck |
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| 12:52 am Friday, 16th December, 2022
Mmmmmmmm gorgeous girl |
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| 12:34 am Friday, 23rd September, 2022
Pure beauty π pm me x totally gorgeous π |
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| 8:40 pm Sunday, 5th December, 2021
You really are such a beautiful girl |
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| 8:36 pm Sunday, 5th December, 2021
Very sexy panties. What are you looking at |
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| 8:32 pm Sunday, 5th December, 2021
What a lovely sexy pic |
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| 1:23 pm Wednesday, 21st April, 2021
Absolutely Gorgeous!!! |
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| 8:46 am Tuesday, 1st May, 2018
You are very hot and sexy |
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| 11:31 pm Monday, 12th May, 2014
are you good at playing sweet music xx |
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| 11:30 pm Monday, 12th May, 2014
you are so hot I so wish you was my gf x |
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| 11:29 pm Monday, 12th May, 2014
what I would like to do to you in that |
