I’m a friendly and laid back guy who tries to be positive in every situation.
I try not to take life too seriously… it’s difficult enough without injecting as much fun as possible into it, but at the same time I can be very level headed and dependable.
I am fluent in dark humour and sarcasm and I’m all about the important questions in life such as ‘is Die Hard a Christmas movie?’ And ‘does the toilet paper go over or under?’
Seeking Female
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Gender | Male | |
Age | 43 | |
Location | UK, England: Essex, Southend-on-sea | |
🌈 Sexuality | Straight | |
🌎 Ethnicity | White / Caucasian | |
💞 Relationship status | Single | |
⭐ Star Sign | Aquarius | |
🚬 Smoke | No | |
🍷 Drink | Socially | |
⚒️ Job | Engineering | |
💊 Drugs | No | |
🍽️ Diet | I eat everything! | |
🤸 Exercise | Sometimes | |
📏 Height | 5ft 5in (165 cm) | |
⌛ Body Type | A few extra pounds | |
👁️ Eye colour | Green | |
👱 Hair Colour | Light Brown | |
🦵 Body hair | Trimmed | |
🎨 Tattoos | I've got some | |
💍 Piercings | Never! | |
🖌️ Body Modifications | Never! |
1:00 am Wednesday, 15th January, 2025
let me sit on your face now? |
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2:07 am Wednesday, 15th January, 2025
Let’s chat x |
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1:00 am Wednesday, 15th January, 2025
Hey there babe |
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2:19 am Wednesday, 15th January, 2025
Mssg me |
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1:00 am Wednesday, 15th January, 2025
message me |