...Or stupidest?
Mine has to be the 20 something I agreed to meet spur of the moment, after chatting with him only once.
We met at Waterloo station, he didn't bother with pleasantries, but steered me towards the nearest pub across the street. We had a (fast) glass of wine during which time he felt the need to go on and on and on (and on and on)about how good he was in bed. I don't think he smiled at me once.
Now people, I have to add here that this may indeed be what some want. It's not my thing. I usually make that clear enough, but somehow (I wonder why? maybe he was too busy thinking about himself?) that message didn't sink in.
I don't recall that he ever confirmed that he knew my name, but he did suggest a quick blowjob in the alley (midday, it was) on the way back (er, no thanks).
He left me by tucking his address into my pocket and telling me I wouldn't regret it.
Why did I agree to meet him? Honestly, I can't say. He seemed nice online and I was bored, would be the only explanations I can some up with. THIS is the reason I don't usually meet anyone right away.....I want to be sure we are looking for at least similar things.
Put me off talking to under 35's for a long time, though I now know you younger ones are not all the same. I wonder how many times his "me-centered" manner of approach actually worked?
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2:34 pm Tuesday, 21st May, 2013
My mum once said you me 'you youngsters think you invented sex!' (not quite really what you want to think about your mum doing when you're 18). |
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11:48 am Wednesday, 22nd May, 2013
Hard to choose: Could be sitting in a hot tub at night in a howling rainstorm in the Peak District with a woman whose face looked like a wrinkled prune, or in a four-poster bed in a hotel in Durham with a woman who insisted on wearing a total body stocking with a strategically placed hole and forbade any kind of affection or foreplay and required only penetration. Or it could be the woman who never told me she'd recently undergone major abdominal surgery and had a (very fresh) massive scar, which was suddenly revealed when she dropped her chemise. |
