Hey folks,
Today is Talk Like Yoda Day or should that be ‘Talk Like Yoda Day it is’? Just for a little fun give us your dirtiest yet most Yoda-like speak in the comments below.
Here’s a few of our examples:
“Naughty girl you are, spank you I will”
“Hmmn strong the force is with this one, more lube I may need”
“Much girth you have, stuck you will get”
“Very horny I am, ride you like seabiscuit I will”
M x
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12:42 pm Monday, 21st May, 2018
Is that four me |
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6:06 pm Monday, 21st May, 2018
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12:18 pm Tuesday, 22nd May, 2018
Small organ I have you say. Ready I am for small church not West fucking Minster Csthedral. |
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1:36 pm Tuesday, 22nd May, 2018
Like lets be |
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1:46 pm Tuesday, 22nd May, 2018
Fiesty one you are not, small your penis is, your wife I will fuck because can you can not |
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1:56 pm Tuesday, 22nd May, 2018
Dress me in ladies' pantyhose you will big boy, make me your sexy wookie and violate me with your lightsaber you will |
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2:26 am Wednesday, 23rd May, 2018
Put cock in pus hard deep I will |
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1:23 pm Thursday, 24th May, 2018
I like you |
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2:06 pm Thursday, 24th May, 2018
My throbing dick loves a hot wet cunt |
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2:15 pm Thursday, 24th May, 2018
Thrilling experience i never had |
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2:30 pm Thursday, 24th May, 2018
Mouth to penis you will apply. |
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2:45 pm Thursday, 24th May, 2018
back in my younger days we were in my car i made it so that the front seat could lay down to make into a bed. we were parked on the side of the road my girlfriend and I, we were kissing to start with and cars were driving past but we were in love so we thought. Well while kissing my hand started to wander rubbing against her breast and the next thing my hand was inside her blouse fondling her small tits, the tits were small but her nipples stood out so much that before i new it i was sucking then, running my tongue across her nipple and at the same time my hand had found its way between her legs stroking her mould until her knickers started to become wet so with her help we took then off. what else could there she was with on knickers on[ cars going past on the main road] I just had to remove my shouts and underpants and once they were off she took hold of me and gilded me into her love nest something I will never forget. |
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2:58 pm Thursday, 24th May, 2018
Looking for a fat dick to ride today before noon in savoy ill |
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2:59 pm Thursday, 24th May, 2018
big bull i will have.enjoy watching you will |
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4:04 pm Thursday, 24th May, 2018
Looking sexy |
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5:12 pm Thursday, 24th May, 2018
Not a hardcore tool but thick flexible syrenge |
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5:14 pm Thursday, 24th May, 2018
Cycle: first pedalling, then climb. |
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5:16 pm Thursday, 24th May, 2018
Bottle: first filling then corking |
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5:21 pm Thursday, 24th May, 2018
Gents cinema hall: if the front screen moves from centre both ways to corner. |
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7:18 pm Thursday, 24th May, 2018
I want to lick your pussy.till u seduce. want push my dick inside you as u never felt. |
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2:36 am Friday, 25th May, 2018
I want to screw Ur both whole with my tool |
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7:41 am Friday, 25th May, 2018
Sexy you are. Make me wet with excitement you do. |
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8:46 am Friday, 25th May, 2018
Lame, but let the Force be in you! 🙂 |
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11:16 pm Friday, 25th May, 2018
Want to jerk you.... |
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2:49 am Saturday, 26th May, 2018
I will spank naughty ladies that i will! Then luvvv them i well!! |
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3:37 pm Saturday, 26th May, 2018
My cock is 14 fucking inches!!!! So who wants to be fucked by a 14 inch cock? You need to meet me in my town.............. Avon, CO |
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6:18 pm Sunday, 27th May, 2018
Sexy |
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8:25 pm Sunday, 27th May, 2018
know more, I would x |
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8:25 pm Sunday, 27th May, 2018
😀 |
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6:23 am Monday, 28th May, 2018
very good |
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4:32 am Tuesday, 29th May, 2018
Spread your wings will show you heaven |
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10:28 am Thursday, 31st May, 2018
im need you are v good funny |
