How about these?
The Eurovision Schlong Contest - Contestants from all over Europe stand naked on stage getting fluffed by dancers and see how long they can take it without cracking wood. The winner is the one who can keep flacid the longest.
The Jeremy Bile Show- Trailer Park Trash from around the country do Roman Showers on each other to get it all off their chest.
The Appendage - Alan Sugar recruits 16 potential male escorts who have to score as many punters as possible in 12 hours. The three with the least have to perform for their positions in the boardroom in a greedy girl session with Margaret with the weakest performer being pointed at by Sir Alan and told 'You're Fucked!'
I'd Do Anything - 12 potential call girls have to carry out a different sex act each week to see who will get the seal of approval from Sir Andrew Lloyd Webber, John Barrowman and Denise Van Outen. The winner gets to shag the judges.
try walking a mile in your enemies shoes....at the end of the day you have new shoes and a head start on him
