Ah ha! I'm back! I got stuck and couldn't add to my blog but now I am back to burble like a ripped arse!
Firstly....people buy cheese biscuits at Christmas. Everyone likes the Hovis biscuits right?
So why the fuck only put five in a massive tub and fill it with shitty crackers that always get left by everyone? They only get thrown away so what's the point? Who the fuck eats those big thick round ones that take all the moisture out of your mouth with one bite? And why have those tiny square ones? You can't fit cheese on those!
And those thin ones that disintegrate when you spread butter on them....why?
Jacob......you're a twat!
try walking a mile in your enemies shoes....at the end of the day you have new shoes and a head start on him
