I've branched out and have opened a knocking shop called Dona's Dolls.....but with a difference!
Each of the girls looks like a celebrity! What about that for an idea?
the menu is as follows:
The Assisted Bath £30 with Thora Hird lookalike
Spunky Bum Wank £70 with Vanessa Feltz lookalike
Sticky Belly Flap Cock £40 with Abi Titmuss lookalike
Hanky Spanky £30 with Anne Robinson lookalike
Handy Shandy £25 with Peggy Mitchell lookalike
Dressing Up Service £80 with non-binary and Susannah lookalikes
Lethal Oral £50 with Janet Street-Porter lookalike
Naughty Necro £10 with Marilyn Monroe lookalike
Watersports £60 with Paula Radcliffe lookalike
Scat £15 with Gillian McKeith lookalike
We also have Betty Turpin off of Corrie lookalike who's a real hotpot
try walking a mile in your enemies shoes....at the end of the day you have new shoes and a head start on him
