Astonishing facts

Did you know:
Did you know that in 16th Century Trannsylvania, vampires used tampons from menstruating women to dangle in hot water to make a brew?
Did you know that 1980's singer of 'smooth operator' soul songstress Sade's great grandfather invented BDSM and was a Marquis?
Did you know that Emily Pankhurst was championed as a sufragette leader after a bondage stunt outside parliament went wrong and her hubby lost the keys to her restraints. The quick thinking lady claimed she was protesting to avoid prosecution under the Sex Act.
Muffin the mule was inspired by a trip by Annette Mills to an Amsterdam specialist sex show?
Did you know that the piercing known as a Prince Albert got its name from Queen Victoria's consort after she stuck a needle in his knob in a blind rage after he sold her favourite pin cushion at a car boot on Petticoat Lane?
Did you know that Ronnie Corbett invented fisting hence the fact that neither Sooty nor Sweep can actually speak but Sue the Panda can as she was well stretched after childbirth?
Did you know that the Red Indians were famous for having the longest penis on average?
Did you know that the Italians were famous for having the thickest girthed penis on average?
Did you know that my real name is Donatello Geronimo?
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Did you know that I make things up?

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