So you're thinking of trying scat?
Before you go diving in head first there are some essential points you need to consider.
Mess is the most overlooked one. Where are you going to carry out this activity?
I suggest putting some polythene sheeting down wherever you are going to indulge and these can be purchased from hardware shops or DIY outlets as dust sheets.
If you're dying to do it and haven't got time to go shopping try ripping some bin liners down the seams and opening them out.
Put as many as you can down as often people forget the 'splash back' factor. Sometimes if scat is done from a height it can ricochet everywhere.
Next thing to consider is the aroma. Open some windows and make sure you have few air fresheners plugged in and a tin of Oust at hand. Swimming nose clips are also worth buying.
Its probably better to try this activity out in the bathroom so you dont then have to trapse through the house covered in shit to get to the shower when you've finished.
If you're using a glass topped coffee table that wont fit in the bathroom have some kitchen roll handy to remove most of the brown stuff before you head for the shower.
Ok so now you're ready. Have you eaten? What did you eat?
For successful scat make sure you have eaten plenty of fibre. A healthy diet of fresh fruit and veg, plenty of water and you should be ok. If you have trouble try taking syrup of figs, senakot and fruit n fibre cereal. Pro-biotic drinks and yoghurts can help too. You could also purchase an enema kit from Boots to help soften things up or try taking cod liver oil or liquid parafin.
Are you thinking soft scat or full scat?
Soft scat will be just watching someone release their cargo whether watching from a distance or under the aforementioned glass topped coffee table.
Hard scat will be actually coming into contact with the stools whether that be dropped on your chest or stomach or genitals or the extreme scat where the stool is landed on your face or straight into the mouth.
For extreme scat you'd be advised to obtain a doctors certificate to clear you of Hepatitis and the like.
Once the stool is released you might want to smear it around and get a feel for the texture of it. Ensure you thoroughly wash your hands after.
Thats covers just about all you need to know......have a good shit!
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