First time anal song

First you were too tense
You were mortified
Kept thinking you could never fit
My thing in your backside
But you spent so many nights
Thinking how it was so long
This whopping schlong
You learned how you wasn't wrong
I broke your back
I popped your hoop
Now you cant walk down any street
Without a crippled stoop
I should have used a tub of grease
You should have got up off your knees
If you had known for just one second
I'd give you piles and bottom grief

Oh now go! Bust your back door
I turned you round now
And hammered on your pelvic floor
I was the one who tried to poke your big brown eye
I thought you'd fumble
I thought you shout and start to cry

You said 'Not I,
I will survive
As long as have half a tub
Of KY round my eye
I've got good muscle control
I've got lube all round my hole
and I'll survive
I'll open wide'

It took all the strength I had
Not to pump to hard
Thinking how to mend
The pieces of your broken arse
And you spent oh so many nights
Applying Preparation H
You used to cry
Now you hold your head up high
And I see you
Somebody new
Your tea towel holder is no longer
Its all come unglued
And now I feel I'm dropping in
Instead of pushing hard as hell
Your chocolate speedway is for driving
I dont care about the smell

You said 'Not I,
I will survive
As long as have half a tub
Of KY round my eye
I've got good muscle control
I've got lube all round my hole
and I'll survive
I will survive'

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