I forgot my all time favourite!!
He smelt like a shit smuggler's duffle bag!!
He was as thick as an elephants foreskin
He looked like someone set fire to his face and whacked it out with a shovel
He looked like he'd been cornered in an alleyway by a gang of men and battered with ugly sticks
He fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch
His knob was so small it looked like a walnut whip
He dances like he's been struck by lightening
She's got more faces than the town hall clock and every one is miserable
try walking a mile in your enemies shoes....at the end of the day you have new shoes and a head start on him
