Firstly forget the first four letters. This has nothing to do with anal. Its just some of the best analogies I've heard.
- He had an erection a cat couldn't climb
- His knob looked like a tub of pringles with a boxing glove on the end
- He fell off the roof and hit the floor like a bin bag full of vegetable soup
- It was as nosiy as two skeletons fucking in a dustbin
- As graceful as a cross eyed, one legged hippo on a unicycle
- As much fun as shaving your scrotum with a cheesegrater and rubbing it with aftershave
- She looked like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle
- Her arse wobbled like a fun castle full of ten year olds
- Her tits bounced like two kids fighting under a blanket
- He has a bladder like a space hopper
- He went down on her like it was all he'd get to drink for a month
- She blew him like a dog eating a hot chip
I have to go to work now. I'll put more on as I remmber them
try walking a mile in your enemies shoes....at the end of the day you have new shoes and a head start on him
