Trust your partner
A couple was invited to a masked costume Halloween party. The wife got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the
party alone.
He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed, and there was no
need for his good time to be spoiled by not going.
So he took his Batman costume (mask) and away he went.
The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour, awakened without pain, and, as it was still early, decided to go to the party.
In as much as her husband did not know what her costume was, she thought she would have some fun by watching her husband to see
how he acted when she was not with him.
She put on a Goldilocks costume (mask). So she joined the party and soon spotted her husband enjoying himself on the dance floor,
dancing with every nice woman he cuddled and occasionally giving a little kiss here and there.
His wife went up to him
Long Johnny Dick is suffering from 'Hornyalitis', or is plain horny 'simplees'.
